
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
One day I walked outside my bas and said to my self isn’t a beat full day. Mossy and parry so then I heard running I was like meh then a pack of 10 raptors come charging at us so I took my shotgun out I was nah so I fought them with normal rifle ammo
Btw if you encoder this make sure you have a Dino I was level 89 and almost died oh I’m only have 3 trikes on bronto one pararsaur and one moschops And last a carbo
Ok so I'm out with my army of raptors and dilos. I wanted more raptors and I knew where to find them. I went there and a raptor hit me! I look around and it's gone. I looked at the rocks and saw it running away. I literally said "clever girl" from Jurassic park 🤣. I start swinging my bola and she bites me again! I swing it and she dodged it! Now I was confused because none of them were this smart to use the rocks. I have her and her name is ninja (she attacks at the break of dawn and way more often at night which is when I hunted for them)