
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
This thing decided to walk around This Beach for years he went from This lil Island to the Beach and if I wasn't there he went back. One time I decided to fight back (didn't end well) AND HE KILLED MY DODO OH THAT BASTARD. So me and my dilophosaurus fought back and I died many times suprised that the dilophosaurus still lived. The raptor somehow dissapeard and never stepped onto This Beach ever again (I think something killed him) I was really happy heading back home until I saw something I wanted to uninstall This game...my dilophosaurus got killed by fricking Fish!!??
My raptor, Green, was the best dino I could ever ask for. While exploring, two raptors chared at me and Green, I was knocked off and gnawed on, Green fought hard to the end, I struggled to get out, the enemy raptor’s claws felt like knifes. I mustered the last few ounces of my strength and pushed the raptor off, it screeched and chared Green. Green had a look of fire in his eyes, our gazes met, Green nodded, he fought as hard as he could, when when, sigh, Green was killed. The two raptors looked at me. Green would be remembered, I grabbed my pike, my rage bursting, I screamed and killed those raptors. I fell too my knees crying. Green was gone.