Follow the North Star so we can find the baby rap-rap jebus. (Gaming beaver ref.)

One day I was exploring a hill in ark mobile then suddenly I saw... a... um... dilo! Then I cam running to tame it but I forgot that I was at level 1 so actually it was a level 89 raptor then I said goodby to my dodo );

So me and my cousin had just used admin to infinitestats our raptors. Normal. My raptor, Endo, had so much speed when I got off of him he ran in circles and ran off. We looked for almost 9 minutes and finally found him. The morale of the story: never fully upgrade a raptors speed with infinite stats command.

Pouncy Pouncy Bouncy,

I'm eating your parasaur,

And now your skin.

Alpha raptor hi noob goes kills the noob )alpha raptor I am the 👑 of the ark wooooooooo swims in water gets killed by megalon

Me: waking up in my property and see this guy running around chomping dodos.

Raptor: hears me taking out my spear

In early game just stay away from it trust me

One time when I was out exploring I got a death message and it said that my dodo Mia and lily was killed by a raptor but when I came back to my base my dodos were still there. I was so confused but then I looked at the death message and it said the dodos were lvl 3 mia and 6 lily. My dodos were lily 26 mia and 24 lily. Finally found my starter base and 3 raptors. My dodos got one of the raptors really low so I killed that one but then I tamed a light blue one and a purple and white one. (The one I killed was orange) moral of the story never name pets a name if another pet already has that name.

You should have seen me when I found an raptors could jump on you and nock you tames I was like there eating me ahhhhhhhhh as my an dodo just bit the toes of the raptors

My raptor dide so i killed is killers and I’m cooking there ass in a pot and it also killed my ice titan ges what it’s the king titan

I got a raptor and went to the swamp all of a sudden a t Rex and like 20 sarco jumped on me I escaped and so did my raptor but as soon as I got of the raptor I lost him .🗿🗿🗿

All I want is a HIGH level raptor and a HIGH level Argie and maybe a cute little shinehorn oh and a Equus (I am a HUGE horse lover) but where I live there is barely and dinos at all!!! Sure it’s safe and all but it’s pretty boring All I have is a Parasaur and two pets I forgot what they are called… but any way… I am afraid to go into the jungle because I don’t want to loose my house! I live at the beach

Thanks for reading!!

When you die by a raptor one thing pops in your mind: that one scene in Jurassic park “Clever Girl”

I sorta feel stupid. I tried to bola a lvl.1 raptor. It killed me instantly. I came back to get my stuff. It killed me. So I decided to go to kill the raptor. It killed me again. So I decided to wait a while. (For the raptor to leave.) I went to get my stuff. It killed me. By then I was so irritated that I just quit trying to get my stuff, bola the raptor, and kill it. I can’t believe that I couldn’t kill a lvl.1 raptor!😖😤😳 And I am a lvl.8!🙄😠

Here is how to make people say “wait what”

First tame a dillo and pump alll stats into health and set it on attack target

Next get a raptor set to neutral, pump all stats into melee and ride it.

When u see player hide in a bush with ur raptor and whistles attack attack target on ur dillo. When they see it they will be like, oh just a dillo. Before they punch unmount the raptor and watch as it runs out and killed the dude. Hehe

I don’t know how I tamed two of these things without seeing the massive therizinosaurus... and then I saw it and ran faster than lightning. Note to self: if there’s raptors, there’s a therizinosaurus going to ruin your day too

Raptors: Bibpaby bopaby your Dino’s are my property, one actually killed my Lvl182 Titanosour that I had JUST tamed because he couldn’t attack with his left back foot.

Two raptors spawned right next to my house right after I tamed a raptor so they kill me and my new raptors right after I got it

Look...buddy Can we put this All behind us for one second? I really don't Know why the hell you hate me so much. Seriously though...i am best friends with your wife and maybe thats why you hate me but its not my fault she Had a kid with larry! JEEZ MAN!

Yeah I'm bored as a wooden board. This Quarentine is bull- I MEAN BANANAS!CHILD FRIENDLY!

All hail the king E

I forget why I moved to herbivore island