Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 6 · Answer 1 · 2019-11-30T02:17:17+00:00

When i was coming back from trying to find a creature to take,a lvl 80 raptor started attacking me and I bola it and starting punching it then it escaped then I chased after it but it escaped to I was walking back and I say it stuck between a rock and a tree so I captured it,I still have the raptor

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2019-01-05T22:33:01+00:00

Memes in 2008: if i download a movie in jamaica, am i a pirate of the caribbean?

Memes in 2019: raptor: hippity hoppity your dodos my property

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2024-07-14T11:08:30+00:00

Hippity Hoppity A Raptor Ate My Skin

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-07-07T17:16:26+00:00

Me: puts raptor on passive

Me:explored for notes

Random raptor attacks

my raptor watched me as i was grtting raped from bottom

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-08-24T13:25:10+00:00

That thing is the reason why south 2 is the only safe place to spown in

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-27T16:34:11+00:00

beat my big brother his name is alpha raptor dare you

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-13T18:17:08+00:00

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he hunt in pacc -Emma

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-04T23:41:26+00:00

I was playing on mobile and decided to tame an alpha raptor, 135 tranq arrows later I go check dododex to make sure I have enough food for when I ko it, yeah u can't tame alphas. Don't waste all ur arrows

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2020-09-24T17:00:48+00:00

Ark survivor: *exists*

Raptors within a million mile radius: OwO what's this?

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2018-11-16T23:22:54+00:00

My baby raptor is a coward

Every time I whistle attack on a sod it just hides behind me or runs circles around me

Needless to say I’m upset

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2022-07-14T06:19:58+00:00

When my raptor is stuck it just slap me with its tail

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-06-28T23:52:49+00:00

Where are alpha raptors when i need them huh? i wanna get some exp boi i need a basilo saddle if i wanna got UNDA DA SEA

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2021-07-10T01:52:19+00:00

These aren't too nice, he chomped my head off.

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2023-06-11T23:09:25+00:00

FIRST IT WAS THE RAPTORS WHO MADE MY SOUL DIE OF DEATH THEN IT WAS THE ALPHA CARNO WHO KILLED CERA NY LVL 9 TRIKE NOW IT ALL THESE DAMN ALPHA ALLOSAURS WHO KEEP BOOTIE RAPPING MY DINOS

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2022-05-08T09:27:25+00:00

There kinda dumb I had one around my base as long as your behind a rock, boulder or some bushes and trees they won’t see you.

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-05T22:34:41+00:00

I just got my first pet and a raptor ate him and me😭

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2021-04-28T06:57:23+00:00

I have an extra Zoomy One because i was stupid and put its speed up to 300. It zoomed off a cliff

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-10T21:06:07+00:00

Run. Oh, that’s right, you can’t. Hehe.

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2020-05-22T22:24:30+00:00

I found a lvl 300 raptor I knocked it out then I realized I forgot to bring taming stuff lol.

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-04-23T02:51:15+00:00

When writing this, I see the picture of the actual raptor, but i know that old lady is everywhere. Watch out. Actually, they should add her to the game.