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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was on an unofficial server and found a level 150 raptor stuck on between a tree and rock. I shot it as much as I could with toxicant arrows a kind player gave to me.. I was level 18 at the time with another tibemate of the same level. It went down without a fight and I got all the meat I could and chucked it in my inventory edging on killing another offline player to harvest their meat.i then ran back base to make some para kibble and called my tribemate to help out to find rockarrots... About half an hour later it was tamed. We both were extremely happy since we only has two level 30 dilos... We left the raptor so we could go back and teleport it back home since there were a lot of therezino's roaming around. My tribemate ran back home while I did some stuff while he requested the raptor then logged off. When I reached home eager to welcome the raptor I got a message that the offline dude killed the freakin raptor!!!
Needless to say me and my tribute are scheming a raid
So i was looking for a good carno on my raptor emerald (he is a male) i found A WHOLE BUNCH OF Sabertooths and some raptors but i was like eh i can beat them emerald was lvl 183 but SOME DUMB IDIOT NOOB STUPID UNREMARKABLE ALPHA RAPTOR FOUGHT US and emerald died…… rest in peace…..
ok so i bred two of my beloved raptors together (Watermelon and Grape), the egg soon hatched and out popped a baby red female raptor! she looked like her mother more than her father (which is green). i named her Passionfruit (or just Passion for short) and was building my raptor army, she was about adolescent when i saw this similiar-looking, small raptor near our “ base “ (the quotations are because a enraged, psychotic triceratops had smashed through my small thatch house, so its pretty much just a ring of storage boxes surrounded by raptors). i approached it, careful but suspicious since it was smaller than an adult raptor but just in case, i equipped my bow. upon c l o s e r inspection, i realise this is pretty much an exact replica of Passion, expect a male, it was also labelled an adolescent, i claim it, and compared it to Passion, exactly the same, even the exact same growth meter. i thought it the game had somehow duplicated Passion and just had this random raptor be a male and spawn and then wander to my base. then i realised
O H W A I T,
THEY’RE T W I N S
(i’m semi-new to the game, so i only recently found out u could have twins/triplets), but my guess is dat when Passion hatched (i was exploring with Watermelon), i returned and missed her hatching, and saw her wandering near my base (before it was utterly destroyed), claimed her and yadadada, since i missed her hatching, i never saw her actually hatch, i assumed there was only one, when there was another who was nearby that i never noticed and grew to adolescent before i found him and claimed him. a pleasant surprise that i didnt expect
they’re currently full grown now, fierce and ready to train, i started a world where i would only tame raptors and have an entire raptor pack, so they’re the first hatchlings. the male doesn’t have a name yet, but thx for reading if u managed to 🐺💙