Since it’s that time of year again;

On the last day of Christmas, a raptor gave to me

12 total deaths

11 lost dilos

10 dead dodos

9 percent more anger

8 rage quits

7 lost tames

6 more deaths

5 LOOOOST BASES!

4 funny moments

3 key parts in stories

2 found in mountains

And a dead parasour that I wasted a saddle on

-by ARKdude

Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.

Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity

Tintoberries are red,

Azulberries are blue,

A Raptors eating you,

Now its ate me too.

“Clever girl”.

One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐

Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her

I can’t count how many times I’ve died from this thing.

Clever girl

Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.

You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend