Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

A real man takes an Alpha. With his bare fists.
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tinoberrys are red
Azulberrys are blue
If you see him you are dommedβ οΈ
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
Remember, if you can get on a rock they probably can too
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
βClever girlβ.
Roses are red
Dinossaurs are old
If He sees you
You are sold
The one fat kid when he sees an ice cream van
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her