I once saw a rly Cool red and black one, didn’t pay attention, turned out to be an alpha, killed my tame

Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.

Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity

“Clever girl”.

Up if you get the reference.

Tintoberries are red,

Azulberries are blue,

A Raptors eating you,

Now its ate me too.

Raptors squat when they poop😂

Me: *spawns in*

Raptor: oh boy a human! TACKLE FIGHT!!

me: WAIT NO-

Godzillamanz (lvl 1) died to raptor (lvl 10)

A nightmare for every new ark player. 💀

One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐

Found a 120 right beside my base on mobile and was exited to tame it. I put him down and give it 5 piece of kibble. I go sée if my baby tapajera needs somthing then Come back literaly 10 sec After AND IT WAS GONE. Not even a body or a bag. I WANT MY KIBBLE BACK!!!!