Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
They are great at sex
They just squeese it in there
More Raptor Funny Tips
Alphas are red,
Water is blue, just because your fast, the raptor will still catch you!
Literally half as fast as Eminem
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
βClever girlβ.
Lemme ride my sarco in peace broπ
Take a whole bunch and name them after the raptor squad in Jurassic Park and beta and over level blue then bam you are Owen Grady
I sometimes call these guys βCraptorsβ Iβm not sure why thoughβ¦