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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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You see one?
Then you will see two!!
Then you will see three
Then you will see jesus ¿
Then you will see two!!
Then you will see three
Then you will see jesus ¿
Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.
4 year old: mommyy there’s someone at da door
Mommy: I’ll be there in a second honey, you can open it
4 year old: da person at da door has sharp teeth
Mommy: don’t judge a book by its cover
4 year old: the person at the door is putting my leg in his mouth
Mommy: that’s... um... nice!
4 year old: mommy they are eating the walls
Mommy: really (🙄) *mommy comes to door
4 year old: look mommy there’s more people
Mommy:...
Mommy: I’ll be there in a second honey, you can open it
4 year old: da person at da door has sharp teeth
Mommy: don’t judge a book by its cover
4 year old: the person at the door is putting my leg in his mouth
Mommy: that’s... um... nice!
4 year old: mommy they are eating the walls
Mommy: really (🙄) *mommy comes to door
4 year old: look mommy there’s more people
Mommy:...
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
UPV0TE
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
UPV0TE
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I tried to tame a dinosaur
And now I’m it’s poo
Violets are blue
I tried to tame a dinosaur
And now I’m it’s poo
If you are new,
Don’t think escaping me
Is easy to do.
You can’t outrun me,
And you’ll likely die trying to kill me.
I limit your territory, and if you
Manage to tame me, consider yourself lucky.
I am the superior one here,
So keep a sharp eye out, or you won’t know when I’m near.
In your eyes I can clearly see the fear, when I come near.
Thinking you can escape me, thinking you can defeat me,
Well I’m sorry, but I’m just better.
I’m a go-getter.
You wanna be the hunter, but when I’m around, your nothing but the prey.
I only fall to people higher up, but to me your just a lifeless lump.
I see that bola, out n’ swinging, can’t tell if your tryna tame me, or simply
Leave me hanging.
But I got faster reflexes and I will pounce, so don’t expect not to get overtaken.
Deep inside, I can see that without me, your breaking.
But we ain’t exactly friends,
More like battlefield fiends.
Unless you can tame me, maybe then I’d reconsider.
But you and me are to remain bitter.
Don’t think escaping me
Is easy to do.
You can’t outrun me,
And you’ll likely die trying to kill me.
I limit your territory, and if you
Manage to tame me, consider yourself lucky.
I am the superior one here,
So keep a sharp eye out, or you won’t know when I’m near.
In your eyes I can clearly see the fear, when I come near.
Thinking you can escape me, thinking you can defeat me,
Well I’m sorry, but I’m just better.
I’m a go-getter.
You wanna be the hunter, but when I’m around, your nothing but the prey.
I only fall to people higher up, but to me your just a lifeless lump.
I see that bola, out n’ swinging, can’t tell if your tryna tame me, or simply
Leave me hanging.
But I got faster reflexes and I will pounce, so don’t expect not to get overtaken.
Deep inside, I can see that without me, your breaking.
But we ain’t exactly friends,
More like battlefield fiends.
Unless you can tame me, maybe then I’d reconsider.
But you and me are to remain bitter.
