Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Now lesson and lesson good I have a very unique set of skills. Skills not too many know about these type of skills and the ones that due are dead because of me, but I will find you and when I do I will kill you and your Dinos and make you regret ever joining ark so you best be running because I'm coming for you.
More Raptor Funny Tips
I said I will never leave my house again
If. He.is here
I sa I will never leave my house
No a Iβll stay and hide
My tribe mate just got killed by that raptor
Ohh whyyyyyyyiyiyyyyyyyyy
POV da raptor song ( get poured brou)
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
βClever girlβ.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
I ain't joking I saw a gang of like above 100 level raptors consisted off 3 thry killed 2 spinos infront of my eyes
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he come in a pack
Blood is red
Water is blue
Trees are green
If it glows red you are dead π΅
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her