Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the quetzal? Funny quetzal jokes submitted by ARK players.
DID I WIN QUETZ LOTTO?? Not sure HOW/WHY I got this, but I did the solo grappling hook tame on just a level 7(my very first quetz, Q. Pretzel the name), took a little bit but basically standard grap hook from arg using compound bow w/tox arrows, only used raw meat + soothing balm, and after tame, lil pop up window says, "congrats on taming a quetz, for the method(or style?) you used, were granting your quetz an ADDITIONAL 25,000 XP points", ended up being FORTY ONE LEVELS!!!! And that's on TOP of the standard tame level up!!! Jaaaaaaackpoooooot!!! Oh, and go around the swamp, more hills to stand on to be able to have arg target chase....
Giga I am the worst thing ever to tame mhahahaha no one can tame me
Player dude I have three of you itβs the quetzlal that is hard to tame quetzal Iβm almost impossible yeah
Titantanisoar why do they always forget me :(
Player dude I have three of you itβs the quetzlal that is hard to tame quetzal Iβm almost impossible yeah
Titantanisoar why do they always forget me :(
I literally want to join a role play server, start an airline service, gain the players trust, buy one of these suckers, slap a platform saddle down, make it two floors with catering, pilot it over the ocean, randomly say that this is Malaysia flight 370, and nosedive.
Plz updoot
Plz updoot
I tried taming one. It flew away then I shot it with tranqs and it fell into a pit of spinos. It was going to be called Pretzel.
I have a question. Can you hop onto its back and tranq it that way? Or would you just slip off? π€ If you can stay on top of it then π
Of course, whenever I go to Red Ob to look for something else there's ALWAYS quetzal nearby, but when I go to Red Ob actually looking for a quetzal, noooooo! Of course no quetzals can be bothered to show up when I actually am prepared to tame one, of course not! Ark just won't let me win.
Oh, so you want a Quetzal egg? Well I'll happily sell ya one laddy!! It'll only take 8 days and change, and your girl and job. I don't want those last two, you'll lose them hahaha
Tamed a 180 with cooked fish meat.
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Where is my money?
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Where is my money?
SoOo...
I was riding my tribeβs quetz home when my game glitches me out. I quickly went back in and the quetz disappeared!! Sadly she was the one with our platform saddle. I still go to the area where I glitched out and whistle to see if she hears me to to this day.
We miss u Midnight and we know your out there.
I was riding my tribeβs quetz home when my game glitches me out. I quickly went back in and the quetz disappeared!! Sadly she was the one with our platform saddle. I still go to the area where I glitched out and whistle to see if she hears me to to this day.
We miss u Midnight and we know your out there.
The wings on a quetzal goes flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap the wings on a quetzal goes flap flap flap all threw the air
Giga Is the hardest to tame
QUETZAL: Wait What .....
QUETZAL: Wait What .....
I called my quetz "flying skull crawler" and the my enemies literally fell for it.
After a few days Of good prep. i went to tame Pretzel. 1 hour to get him down... put some spikes to protec pretzel, tamed the good boi. FINALLY!! Then, 1 dimorphodon got stuck on the spike. Its family got mad. Pretzel defended me. Such a good boi. The familly killed Pretzel ππππππ THE end
OH YES I FINALLY DOWNED A QUETZAL!!!! S*** an alpha Carno is attacking it π
Better go find another.....π΅
Better go find another.....π΅
I did it! I raised a baby quetz solo! Only took like 2 weeks. π
.................I think dodos went extinct on my server too.
Metal building + turrets + quezal = evolved Tek quezal
Knock knock whoβs there this guy ripped my house apart
I spent hours looking for a quetzal then after I finally found one and tamed it I found 4 of them in one ark day.
I want to put a platform saddle on it and build a jet on it's back and name it pretzel airlines
Me with turets on this things with canons. Emeny Ac-130 abov (sory four bad English )