Me: *flyin around on Agent III (Argentavis) in the Artic*

Me: ooo a river rock in the iceberg, how cool

The supposed river rock: and I hop

Me: it was not a river rock *grabs shotgun*

*4 shotgun shells later*

*continues flying with Agent III*

I was in the red woods

My first time ever seeing one

My last time ever seeing one

Jumpscared

I logged out

I was flying low to the ground looking for a doedicurus and then suddenly, this 3 of these guys came out of no where and and killed me and my pteradon

RIP pteradon

Sort of like the drop bears here in australia except they attack from below.

You are already dead

Kapros, Thylas, and now this. You are walking through the swamp and BOOM. A litle sarco jumps out of nowhere and carries you 200 m away.

You fly with your ptera and BOOM. A tiger jumps sacrifing itself and now you are falling from the sky.

You walk chill and relaxed and BOOM. An oversized rat jumps and kills you. Its very annoying

Found some along the river between the Redwoods and the volcano!

When I was building a trap to trap the Giga, I was trying to use my lv 605 Ptenarodon (Her name was Shelly) to lure the Giga into the trap. Suddenly there was this mtfk LITERALLY JUMP AT MY FACE and stunt me and my bird. The Giga then killed my bird and the Purlovia. Idk how did i get that unlucky, but after that I listed this guy to my most hated Dino, and I always look around whenever I fly around the snow forest

Rip Shelly

One day, I was in the redwoods with my assault rifle killing terror birds, and then out of nowhere, this boy jumps out and scares the flip out of me. So I run back to Pterry Cruise, (my pteranodon) and fly as fast away as I could. I circled back and filled him with holes.