One day, I was in the redwoods with my assault rifle killing terror birds, and then out of nowhere, this boy jumps out and scares the flip out of me. So I run back to Pterry Cruise, (my pteranodon) and fly as fast away as I could. I circled back and filled him with holes.

You are already dead

Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM . Badger badger badger badger badger AHH ITS A SNAKE ITS A SNAKE . Badger badger badger badger badger

Obvious landmines. Cautious approach. Flawless tames. Perilous trek back to base... Due to them with a bad case of ADHD and getting stuck. Hencefore twins known as Herpa & Derp.

Found some along the river between the Redwoods and the volcano!

Cool thing a dire wolf can detect a untamed purlovia when it makes that sniffing emote a mask Icon pops up when a purlovia was near in the ground

Literally the Viet Cong... no seriously these guys will **** you

I was in le swamp, and it bit my butt.

I was in le swamp, and it bit my butt.