One day, I was in the redwoods with my assault rifle killing terror birds, and then out of nowhere, this boy jumps out and scares the flip out of me. So I run back to Pterry Cruise, (my pteranodon) and fly as fast away as I could. I circled back and filled him with holes.

Sort of like the drop bears here in australia except they attack from below.

I was mindin my own business tryna lure the giga from the snow biome and suddenly. A PURLOVIA AMBUSHED ME AND MY ARGY and both me and my argy died. That stupid purlovia

So yeah I went to the redwoods while riding my tapejara cause I crafted a tree foundation thing and I saw a bunch of terror birds killing a diplo.My mind was to help the diplo but then outta nowhere a purlovia jumped out of its hole thing and stunned me and my tapejara and well the terror birds attacked me.I have a ramshackle sword tho so I killed them all and the purlovia to.Yeah all of this wouldve been prevented if the purlovia wasn't there... I hate purlovias i'm never taming them.

I was in le swamp, and it bit my butt.

Don’t even wanna talk about what happens when there wild.😠

You are already dead

Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM . Badger badger badger badger badger AHH ITS A SNAKE ITS A SNAKE . Badger badger badger badger badger

Found some along the river between the Redwoods and the volcano!

This boy killed me 10 times in one minute and my level 260
Passive pteranodon