One day, I was in the redwoods with my assault rifle killing terror birds, and then out of nowhere, this boy jumps out and scares the flip out of me. So I run back to Pterry Cruise, (my pteranodon) and fly as fast away as I could. I circled back and filled him with holes.

2 ways to get this stupid thing to not dismount you 1 ride on a stego 2 ride on a cloaked rock drake.

Sort of like the drop bears here in australia except they attack from below.

Underground thyacoleo but it’s basically invisible.

I was mindin my own business tryna lure the giga from the snow biome and suddenly. A PURLOVIA AMBUSHED ME AND MY ARGY and both me and my argy died. That stupid purlovia

I was in le swamp, and it bit my butt.

So yeah I went to the redwoods while riding my tapejara cause I crafted a tree foundation thing and I saw a bunch of terror birds killing a diplo.My mind was to help the diplo but then outta nowhere a purlovia jumped out of its hole thing and stunned me and my tapejara and well the terror birds attacked me.I have a ramshackle sword tho so I killed them all and the purlovia to.Yeah all of this wouldve been prevented if the purlovia wasn't there... I hate purlovias i'm never taming them.

Don’t even wanna talk about what happens when there wild.😠

You are already dead

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