What are some funny jokes or stories about the pulmonoscorpius? Funny pulmonoscorpius jokes submitted by ARK players.
A real man uses his fists and stimberries
You can get rotten meat and put it in the immature
Is it just me or are these guys dumb cause I was attacked knocked out and about to die when he just de aggravated and I got away... Then I came back and tamed him.
he's a snip snip boi
he's a sting sting boi
He will vacate you
Me has meat
Scorpion "I eat spoiled meat"
me who just used it to make narcotics 😡😡
Oh Pulmonoscorpius…
Your so beautiful…
I would protect you at all costs…
I will care you you.. til you die..
Your claws.. are just so beasty…
Your tail… is just so beautiful…
And that is.. the Pulmonoscorpius poem!
::::::) yyyyyaaeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh
A and it's so overpowered whenever I tame a level 85 it's probably going to be invincible!
Thos a stoy a dout a i cant spell right
Don’t die just stay alive and don’ die
Why the hell can you tame these bastards?
Don't get disconnected taming a fancy Easter coloured one and get chomped on with your jerboa by a lvl 50 rex. Not an effective taming method
😤WHY TF CAN YOU KO A REX WITH JUST A FEW OF THESE LIKE SEIIUSLY WAY TOO MUCH TORPOR
Player 1- "oh h-" *pastsout*
Player 2- "NOOOOO!"
Player 3- " scorpion thing!!!!"