What are some funny jokes or stories about the pulmonoscorpius? Funny pulmonoscorpius jokes submitted by ARK players.
You can get rotten meat and put it in the immature
Is it just me or are these guys dumb cause I was attacked knocked out and about to die when he just de aggravated and I got away... Then I came back and tamed him.
he's a snip snip boi
he's a sting sting boi
He will vacate you
Me has meat
Scorpion "I eat spoiled meat"
me who just used it to make narcotics 😡😡
Oh Pulmonoscorpius…
Your so beautiful…
I would protect you at all costs…
I will care you you.. til you die..
Your claws.. are just so beasty…
Your tail… is just so beautiful…
And that is.. the Pulmonoscorpius poem!
::::::) yyyyyaaeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh
A and it's so overpowered whenever I tame a level 85 it's probably going to be invincible!
Thos a stoy a dout a i cant spell right
Don’t die just stay alive and don’ die
Why the hell can you tame these bastards?
Don't get disconnected taming a fancy Easter coloured one and get chomped on with your jerboa by a lvl 50 rex. Not an effective taming method
😤WHY TF CAN YOU KO A REX WITH JUST A FEW OF THESE LIKE SEIIUSLY WAY TOO MUCH TORPOR
Player 1- "oh h-" *pastsout*
Player 2- "NOOOOO!"
Player 3- " scorpion thing!!!!"