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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pulmonoscorpius? Funny pulmonoscorpius jokes submitted by ARK players.
Spawned in on Aberrantion on Edge 2. Two of these gave me a warm welcome. I will never play Aberrantion again.
Listen to the thing about jumping into the middle of the claws. Trust me
Scorpions have a tranquilizing sting, Donโt get knocked out! y does wc say that end not, titanoboa? I think scorpions get too much attention in the traquilizing community
I was running from a T. rex and I got stung and died
Hide your anky, hide your family, hide your dodos and gigas for this pulmonoscorpiass be comin for ya
ANY TIME I TAME A LEVEL ONE IT BECOMES A LEVEL 89!!! BRUH HOW!!!๐ต
Us marine mount dealer: look it even has a handy back rest
Karen: I want to speak to the manager!!!!!!!
Me: I donโt think you shouldโฆ
Karen: I DONโT CARE WHERE IS HE?
Me: heโs down the hallway take a left and then go straight and youโll see his office itโs really hard to miss
*After the Karen gets there*
*Karen Opens the door*
The manager: *Stuns* goodbye! * throws through the roof and out of office*
I thought the cave of the immune wouldnโt have much of these guys, OH YES BUT NO, at the end where the arifact was, 109 and 10400 health.
On a boosted pve server I got too 4.7k movement speed on one of these I call it gas gas gas
I am mad ๐ก because I have not seen this
This is your dumpster for spoiled meat... JK, use spoiled on narcotics, feed the rest to this scavenger crab
Funny story, I got tri-posioned and knocked out yet Dino damage is at 0 so I had to reset the run.๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
All hail king bug the pulmonoscorpius
I feel like these should be aggroโd because they arenโt insects, nor are Araneos which are ARACHNIDS, not insects.
me trying to pronounced the name of dis and other tames be like pulmohshddjjdhdnsjskasjsj
then by time i get it right see if its dangerous or not me:mother****** i died 1000000000+ times
Well I had found a cave or dungeon and there were crystals I was like WHA!?! And so I go deeper into that place and I find a lava waterfall. So I then see these yellow orange crystals and I try to collect, doesnโt work. (Iโm a noob by the way). So I go in a tad bit deeper. Huge mistake. I see of this dark cave opening and the siloets of these flying things ( I think they might have been wyverns) and so the cave opening had these spikes and on those spikes I see my 2 fear, the dark outline of spiders. The in a corner out of nowhere two scorpions come and attack me. I swipe my phone up and delete that world. I still think about it. Thank you for reading.
LET ME PINCH YOU PEOPLE!!!
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I was on a rock taming a lvl 30 (max lvl on my server) and he was knocked out and a group of them with sabers killed me
A real man uses his fists and stimberries