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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pulmonoscorpius? Funny pulmonoscorpius jokes submitted by ARK players.
My singleplayer settings are beyond broken (it's fun to mess with settings), so whenever I tame a Pulmonoscorpius, its speed automatically goes up to 1100%. With such speed, if you make the scorpion sprint, you can essentially skate across any body of water you want to cross. It's so graceful.
Karen: I want to speak to the manager!!!!!!!
Me: I don’t think you should…
Karen: I DON’T CARE WHERE IS HE?
Me: he’s down the hallway take a left and then go straight and you’ll see his office it’s really hard to miss
*After the Karen gets there*
*Karen Opens the door*
The manager: *Stuns* goodbye! * throws through the roof and out of office*
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