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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pulmonoscorpius? Funny pulmonoscorpius jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2023-01-16T14:51:58+00:00

To the guy who said irs kinda scary since the stinger is right above you, I think it's scary also,because I did the stinger attack on a trike,and the stinger when through my mans back and I'm like :'d I dont ride him anymore.

Sincerely,The alpha God,Mando

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-18T00:03:15+00:00

These things got something against me because when I see it they roll up in gangs when I'm alone they knock me out the gang bang me

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2024-12-30T21:56:31+00:00

I tamed one of these giant insects and it now travels with me through the deserts and forests… beware us…

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-14T20:18:30+00:00

You don’t need a bola while taming this guys in the Moutan they uswaly just get stuck in holes I know by experience:)

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2021-12-20T05:26:53+00:00

I like stinging

I like killing

I like spoiling meat

I hate herbivores

I hate humans

I hate rexes

I like torpidity

I hate getting knocked out by a human and then having to work for them

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2021-11-03T15:53:30+00:00

Me: gets stung 15 minutes later come on eat me

Scorpion:

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2023-03-06T02:41:59+00:00

I tamed one and told him to go by my base it had a small puddle of water but a pulmonscorpius’es face is so low he drowned

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-19T00:36:15+00:00

They swim really good and animals don’t agro bugs lol 😂

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-21T12:10:27+00:00

I got one lvl 167 and I one shot a lvl 40 saber tooth and after my perfect tame it fell asleep again 😞 pls help him

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-27T19:52:35+00:00

Someone helped me tame one and it tamed I got stuck between it's claws and that is the end of me

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-09-18T23:33:20+00:00

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score 7 · Answer 12 · 2019-08-17T18:57:54+00:00

This killed my sister after mushrooms then killed my level 31dodo sister spawns gets loot we kill it with war turtle scorpion loses

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-11T21:07:21+00:00

The devs should make a spider man suit that you make in the fabricator so you can thiwp around the island and make suits for the villains. Bye, I gotta go save the world from doc ock (I’m joking, even though I wish I wasn’t) up so everyone can see

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2019-07-01T23:22:01+00:00

My cousin shows me a “perfectly safe desert” then all of a sudden, the darn scorpion thing comes. It was HUGE! I barely made it back to the raft when I noticed there was a T-REX on the island. I made it back with a few souvenirs. Good thing I brought Silver just Incase... (silver is one of meh dodos)

score 6 · Answer 15 · 2019-06-25T18:38:40+00:00

I was placing a gravestone for my dad's dead Tapejara, and one of these came up and stung me and killed me

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2018-12-04T04:42:47+00:00

Back, front + X throws a chain that pulls wild dinos and other players towards you while yelling "GeT oVeR hErE" in it's weird insect language. 10/10 best taming buddy

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2023-02-10T11:55:54+00:00

Don't Give It Blame

It's Easy To Tame

Don't Go Near

You Must Fear

You May Stuck On It's Pinches

It's Tail Is Longer Than Few Inches

It Can Give You Something Deep

That Will Make You Sleep

Before The Poison Will Drain

You Will Not Able To WakeUp Again

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-21T19:44:05+00:00

But the tail down tim!!

This is needed to submit tip

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2019-09-02T22:43:00+00:00

Wheres the kunai and katana,whoops

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2023-08-25T11:36:47+00:00

hello every time i wake up i see a skorpion outside my window he.s just watch me mocking me