Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pteranodon? Funny pteranodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had a or named Fly Dude. My first or tame on this server I transferred to (I was getting raided every day on my previous servers) me and 2 of my friends were hanging out just outside the base. Having fun as usual. But then my friend saw a person wander into the base. We and our 2 dilophisaurs killed him BUT he had a pt aswell. I forgot my pt wasn't on passive so it came after it. Couldn't whistle passive cause the pt would kill him. He sadly lost the fight. I was mad so I killed his pteradon and made an assult rifle. If I ever see him again he won't see me after. I know where his base is. Im coming for him. It's what fly dude would have wanted...
My new and improved, How To Tame A Pteranodon!
Step 1: gather berries.
Step 2: find pteranodon.
Step 3: try yo passive tame it. *nothing happens*
Step 4: download dododex.
Step 5: learn its a carnivore.
Step 6: gather meat.
Step 7: find another pteranodon.
Step 8: try to passive tame it. *nothing happens*
Step 9: get annoyed.
Step 10: look in dododex.
Step 11: learn its knock out tame.
Step 12: craft a club.
Step 13: find another pteranodon.
Step 14: try to knock it out. *it flys away*
Step 15: throw down controller.
Step 16: craft a bola.
Step 17: find another pteranodon.
Step 18: throw bola.
Step 19: knock it out.
Step 20: stuff meat in its mouth. *You discover the meat in your inventory spoiled*
Step 21: get more meat.
Step 22: give meat to unconscious pteranodon.
*pteranodon is gone*
Step 23: throw controller at tv.
Step 24: find another pteranodon.
Step 25: throw bola.
Step 26: knock it out.
Step 27: shove meat in its mouth.
*it wakes before the taming process finishes*
Step 28: try to knock it out again.
*it flys away*
Step 29: throw controller across the room.
Step 30: craft narcotics.
Step 31: find another pteranodon.
Step 32: throw bola.
Step 33: knock it out.
Step 34: stuff meat in its mouth.
Step 35: give narcotics.
*a raptor eats it before the taming process finishes*
Step 36: get eaten by raptor.
Step 37: drop controller.
Step 38: scream into a pillow.
Step 39: find another pteranodon.
Step 40: ForceTame.
Follow these totally pro and not at all dumb steps, and your A O Good 👌
My tribemate had a Pteranodon a long time ago named Katrina. This was on a primitive plus server and modern technology was there. He ran into a lvl 44 Giga trying to keep it out of the base. Well he killed two Pteranodons that day. Katrina and one named Inferno with crazy movement speed.
One time I had two pteranodons and I bred them and hatched the egg in a incubator of standing torches when it hatched it was triplets this was my first time breeding so I did not know what to do after the hatched so I gave them names and then I hurried and fed the first one because it was about to die and then I was to late for the other two I dragged their bodies out and then the one that survived was stuck in between the torches so I tried to break the torch but accidentally killed it the two parents never saw there baby's 😥
How to try to tame a pteranodon and rage
Step 1:craft a bola and club
Step 2:knock out a pteranodon
Step 3: feed it 14 normal meet.
Step 4:relieze it takes long.
Step 5 : the Pteranodon wakes up and flies with the meat
Step 6:rage as much as you can.
“Also if you follow this it is not my fault”.And yes I did it.