Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pteranodon? Funny pteranodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Step 1: trap it illegally (bola or smth)/step 2: assault it till it faints.(knock out with smth)/step 3: feed you grandpa pterandon sleepy Peepy pills and raw lamb chops.(narcotics or smth and meat)/step 4: give it a stimulant drug and labour it to Carry you around (stimulant)/ (please don't cancel me dodo dex it's a tip/joke😭)
Tried to tame one, made it eepy sleepy, fed him while knowing it was a safe environment with ONLY herbivors including 4 brontosaurs, while taming saw a parasaur running away while being harmed, look in the opposite direction, met face to face with a rex, thank you, it ate my brand new pteranodon.
HOW TO TAME A PTERANODON
Step 1: Find a pteranodon.
Step 2: Try to passive tame it.
*nothing happens*
Step 3: Try to punch it unconscious.
*It flys away*
Step 4: Get annoyed.
Step 5: Craft a club.
Step 6: Find another pteranodon.
Step 7: Try to knock it with the club.
*It flys away*
Step 7: Get annoyed again to the point you throw your controller onto the couch.
Step 8: Craft bola and traq arrows.
Step 9: Find another pteranodon.
Step 10: Bola it.
Step 11: Traq it.
Step 12: Put meat in its inventory.
*It doesn’t tame*
Step 13: Throw controller at tv.
Step 14: Find another pteranodon
Step 15: ForceTame
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