Why did the petrodon had to use da restroon?

Cause the p is silent

Low budget quetzal is what I like to call them. They have low health so don’t take them to a raid. I went through 7 of these in 1 day

Barrel roll a.k.a flying rolled up dodecerous

RIP washing machine v13, you will be missed

Even if you have nothing in you inventory it’ll be too heavy too take off

And then it’ll starve to death once you do

Don’t do a barrel roll when fighting a pack of wolves, Group of Mammoths, Rex! Your stamina will go to 0 or when you land they will chase you (AND THE PTERANODON WILL FKING POOP WHILE ON LAND getting on energy and the enemies are hurting you on the ground=Dead stupid dino)

You know Pteranodons defecate is super slow af

Something I hate about pteranodons in ark: imagine your running from an aggroed therizino on your parasaur and a pteranodon you tamed flies in front of you and stops you dead in your tracks, and you die. This happens to me a lot but idk if it’s a problem on ark survival ascended or other ark games because I only play on ark survival evolved

I love ARK: animated series, BUUUT… WHY ARE THE PT’S SO FREAKING BIG!!!

Once, I had a group of these guys. We bombed a carno once with… poo.

So I was crafting a long neck nothing personal then I actually shot the pteranodon mid FLIGHT and then I see 2 raptors on my side harvesting it I shoot one and it dies but the other one.... NAH IM OUTTA HERE because the longneck rifle slowly realods so... *Dies*

Did u chuckle? Good

or I will eat yo toes at night

Please tell me I’m not the only person who names their male pteranodons pterry

You know make sure you whistle passive, or put them on passive your Dino’s, or it might die, I forgot to do that let’s just say, it died! I knocked it out it died, by my Dino’s! “sigh”

DONT BE LIKE ME!!!!!

Well one day I tame one it's was lvl 23 but there there idk that herbivore that Hate us so much in ark attack for no reason anyway one close to I was going kill it buy I wait I got on a rock so I shot it came it kill and I never got the pterandon and when i realize you have to be lvl 35 to get the saddle i was going crazy is mobile servers are broken anyway I check my ark in say servers on ark not working up they working or down if not

Ok I’m kinda pissed

A kid who said don’t fly into Gigi’s mouth got 1300 UPS and I made a VALID tip on killing Sarcos with traps and got -1

Ark mest up it wale jurassic park and world made it more realistic.

This thing right here landed in my carbo pen and I was surprised

THERE SO MEAAAAN

So I'm walking around a mountain and I see a this thing's egg so I snatched it cause they don't fight back but then all the pterodactyls in the world start attacking me.So quick question why those it not fight back when you shoot it the head or punch it but it fights back when you touch the egg

Me ok time to tame a frog my ptranodon ok survive (he dies) ok now ptranodon 93848294828384828383757284939284482838483838 your turn

I fill like there always watching me…

Probably because they are

For anyone who tells you a Pteranodon can’t kill you has not tried collecting eggs to make kibble. Just try it