
What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
For the person who said that the paracer being able to be picked up is a typo, read this.
The paracer can be picked up AS A BABY once it gets to about 3.0-6.0 maturation it will fall out , so make sure your not using this guy to transport it if your maturation speed is high. Ty for reading! - Sincerely , TheOrchidDragon
These things are rarer than rocking bourse shit
So I tamed a beautiful rainbow Procoptodon and named in the neon hopper and as I was walking it to base (I am right next to a obilesk) a brontosaurus aggros on something and accedently attacks us, so my newly tamed procoptodon attacks it, if only I had a stronger sword, RIP Neon hopper
You were a good 30 second kept tame
Iv only ever seen one than I didint have mushrooms and than it disappears I was so sad
What do u call a helpless kangaroo...a rooser!!! That sucked!
me: sees a kangaroo on a mountain. also me: picks it up and tames it me again:puts helpless dodos in its pouch and one shot murders them with long neck rifle
Letโs go bunny boing bunny power letโs go
If you find one name it skippy and bounce around scorched
I was riding this thing and squid grabbed it I donโt know what happened after
Why this app showing that argentavis can pick it, i alway catch him by argentavis at volcano in Island map
Ngl his face lookin kinda depressed.
They jump like a kangaroo and hold babies like a... uh uh. Some kind of animal that hold its kids in a front pouch.
Personally really like them. But havenโt really since one pushed me off the side of a cliff while I was trying to get metal. Oh wait, that was pvp...๐คฃ
Is it a bird?
is it a plane?
no! its a kangaroo flying off a cliff at full speed!
I FLIPIN searched up kangaroo and found this
Why does it work plz tell me #search kangaroo
he has a walm sack...
whoops meant pouch pouch
Kangaroos kick the life out of u this can be a trap .and steal babies
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Idk why your making jokes about this beast I'm an Australian and that there looks funny I mean it looks like a buck but it has a pouch like a doe and the nose of a Joey I mean it's 3 different animals in one sooo never mind yall have your fun
Did anyone else know about the jump-kick, Iโm on mobile
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