What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I try to get one of these things but the problem was it wouldn’t stop jumping so I decided to name a jumpy jumpy the kangaroo
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Eh Wally was a good'n he could take me round the map in ten seconds an kick me to a new one too
Why does the picture look like a stuffed animasl
Silly rabbit! Trick are for kids!!
noob:aw is that a baby in its pouch
me:swiggity swooty your base is now mine
ark:noob was killed by beastmaster61 lvl 73
The hopping thing
WHY in the absolute f in hell would you tame this with plant X seeds?
Throw a high damage hyenadon in the pouch pump health in ur new cangaroo and go fight a giga
I thought it was called popcorn, sadly it’s not but it’s a great name for it. If you feel like wanting eat him/her
Wants husband that’s great and I’m loving
KAHNGASKHONS BROTHER THAT WAS WACKED IN THE BACK BY A BRONTO, HIS BACK HAS BEEN TILTED EVER SINCE
I tamed one by taking it to a small taming pen on my argent and I noted him out soothing balm is effective and to tame you can use mushrooms and I ended up taking my ally on a trip to the top of Griffey mountain and killed by turrets
Kangaroo Jack strikes again, hide your twizzlers
It kicked the "fuc hell out of me
SO FLIPPIN CUTE Ô^Ô I luv this guy to death I have 4 in mobile meet:royal taffy,cocopuff,roo,dark choclate (ps: Ik I’m a food namer) 🍫🧋🍪🍯 +terrorbird+
When they have something in their pouch it looks like a massive set of testies
This is the best jumper in the game
MOVE OVER BEEZELOBUFO PROCOPTODON IS THE KING JUMPER NOW!!!!
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA!
it needs more words
K A N G A R O O
It:die or tame me >:D
You: ♡omg♡