“Pegomastax has stolen 1 wood”

-oh well

*pegomastax has stolen 1 narocotic*

Umm… it fine I have more

*pegomastax has stolen 45 element*

***sword sounds

Ahem the pegomastax was killed <3

Rip Bruce you will be remembered

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We’re do I find them

Be wary as the Pegomastax can steal your virginity.

One time I was in the redwoods taming an archeo when a pegs stole the MASTERCRAFT LONGNECK RIFLE that I had in my last item slot for some reason. I tried to get it back but it ran into a bunch of bushes, and it became nighttime at that exact second, so every troodon within a fifty mile radius jumped on me. Long story short I never got that rifle back. >:[

These theiving bastards can suffer, THEY ONCE NICKED MY ACENDANT ASSAULT RIFLE AND ATE IT

Why I hate pegos in the start

1.In the very beginning when you have nothing on you they will come for you,They need to make it where they come after you once you have stuff

2.They can Kill literally anything,They shouldn't be going after things like raptors,gigas,rexes,Or titanasours I had a rex,giga and a titanasour,I had them all on passive,A pego comes out of and kills all three of them,They were max level and had 25K hp And it killed them and I by the time I got back,They were at 1K ho and died and the pego did 1K dmg and it wasn't even max level,I was in single player,Please make it where they don't go after raptors,gigas,rex's or titanasours

If I could choose 2 creatures to be gone from ark it would be this and the birds that steal from you

One time I was going through the red woods I let my argy catch sum stamina after taming a sarco level 150 but then as soon as i touch the ground a pego steals my cryopod where i had my sarco but with all the bushes and dinos near i couldn't find him and kill him to get my cryopod back. And then i never found him and that sarco took me like 2-3 hours to tame so them i could loose him😐🙁 I hate legos

Seriously it says these things are on ark mobile i have not seen any of them and i have been playing for over 1 year.

I just got ark today. A little purple pego I named Hiss was my first tame. I walked up to her, she hissed and I brandished my spear, and then just as I was about to stab her in the face, the naming window popped up. I carried her around for 40 minutes, still unaware of how to unequip her, before we were both killed by a Baryonix. I leveled in that same area for another hour until I was capable of killing that specific Baryonix. It was an epic battle and barely won. I have since vowed not only to never tame a Baryonix, but also to kill every one I see within my capabilities. Rest well my little friend.

Your Element has been stolen!

Your Tek Rifle has been stolen!

Long story short, I lost 3000 element and my tek rifle to some level 13 dudes pego. I never let him place a structure after that.

Its defenitly not in ark mobile but it is that catagory!

Hahahahhaha

It so much helpi