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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2018-09-21T20:54:33+00:00

+40% Pickpocket

+50% Sneak

Light hands [5]

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-05-23T06:15:05+00:00

Taming guide step 1, craft a cruise missile step 2, find a pego step 3, FIRE

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-05-23T06:12:06+00:00

Reminds me of the person in a nerf war that steals all your guns and ammo

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-05-02T23:51:35+00:00

Ima take all ur stuff back to master in pvp

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2022-04-22T20:07:32+00:00

Me minding my business *game* removed crossbow *me* wut

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2022-04-17T15:40:21+00:00

"uwu notices your MasterCraft fabricated sniper rifle I shall borrow this now owo"

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2022-03-14T20:19:43+00:00

I was taming a diplodocus and one of these critters stole all my berries and tamed immediately. Named him Stuart the Trashman and he lives inside my house with wandering enabled

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-26T01:21:31+00:00

Tame this is like being a support hero whilst your genji spans the “need healing” but not staying still for the heals

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2018-04-28T13:55:58+00:00

I tamed one lost it a week later, its not dead i swear its just gone, i named it tax collecter, watch out your pegos can dissapear. Probably with my tax money too.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2024-04-14T08:39:09+00:00

Pego(stole)ma(loot)stax

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-03-09T01:41:45+00:00

Put some guarding the back behind crop plots that’ll hide them so no one will see them ❓👀❓

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-26T21:07:48+00:00

POV: you are a pegomastax:

a guy trying to kill you with a shotgun

TAKE IT AND USE IT AGAINST HIM

a f***i** seagull comes and take you meat

TAKE HIM AS MEAT

your brother took you happy meal

TA- alright I don’t think I can do this because he’s doing it against his own family and kind

bump up for pegomastax to survive the island with only a happy meal and shotgun

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-02-23T01:38:14+00:00

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE ON MY TAMING LIST AT ALL TIMES!!!!

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-02-20T15:21:57+00:00

Me:I finally got a ice wyvern and not it’s in my cyropod.

Pego:steals cyropod.

Me:time to hunt it

“Pegomastax was killed”

Me:Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-02-07T20:14:59+00:00

Hide your friends and family. The pegomastax will take them

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-11-26T15:57:27+00:00

You can just use it in uncharted 5 a pegos end

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-01-05T03:22:47+00:00

Honey, W H E R E S M Y 1 0 0 N A R C O T I C S !

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2017-12-16T18:41:14+00:00

This thing steals anything, even if it's a titanosaur platform saddle that weighs like two tons. Great job wildcard.

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2017-11-05T07:22:16+00:00

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!??????!!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2024-02-27T09:15:20+00:00

You can put it on your shoulder