So, I was out and about, and then this guy comes up to me, and he's like, Hey! And I go, Hi .

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So, I was out and about, and then this guy comes up to me, and he's like, Hey! And I go, Hi .

And then the guy is like, I'm a bandit say hi to my 56 Pegos

Wave of pegos crash over me. They strip me of my ascendant longneck rifle, clothes, food, stone, and credit card information.

Me: WAAAAAA !!!!!

But the pegos deal damage when they steal and these guys had really upgraded damage. I was down to 30% health. I managed to kill 1 pego before the person shoots me with a shotgun.

I die

Truly, this happened. Tame a bunch of pegos (really recommended) bu don't rob me!

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