Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Once there were people named after emotions, and 3 of them had a meeting.

Joy: What kind of creature should we invent now?

Love: We should make a—

Grief: How about a spider?

Love: But we will make it cute!

Joy: Very cute!

Grief: Why not make it shoot webs? They make people get stuck to things.

Joy: Sure! It will swing on the webs in a playful way!

Love: And let us make it play RedlightGreenlight!

Joy: Love it!

Love: I'm overjoyed you like it!

(Love and Joy bring up a crafting table. They take some spider DNA and make it super fuzzy.. Then they give it the mind of a playful toddler.)

Joy: Let's name it Koz. Koz I can't think of another name!

Love: But I like Moe.

Joy: then let us call the creation Cosmo! Do you like the name, Grief?

Love: Oh, Grief fainted. It was too cute.

Cosmo: Skwersy!

Love: What is it? You wanna have a buncha spider pals? Okay!

(Love and Joy make 109 more Cosmoes.)

Cosmo: Skwersy!