Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Once, there were people named after emotions, and 3 of them had a meeting. They wanted to make a new creature.

Anger: It should be scary !!!

Fear: I really hope it is not. How about a puppy creature? A nice

little puppy...

Rage: Absolutely! I can get a nice little puppy and make it big.

Fear: ooh, a big cuddly puppy.

Anger: With armor, and lots.

Rage: And quills!

Fear: Um...

Anger: Its eyes glow blue!

Rage: It's ferocious!

Fear: This doesn't sound like a nice little puppy anymore...

Suddenly, Rage and Anger bring up a crafting table, a bucket of dog DNA, and tools, and keratin.

Rage: Time to get to work!

The 2 finish in 30 seconds. Fear faints at the end product.

Anger: Let's call it an armadoggo! Cuz its a doggo with armor!

Rage: Where's Fear? I thought he was lying on the ground.

Anger: Oh, the Armadoggo ate him.

Anger/Rage: UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!