Game: pegomastax lvl 23 stole your narcoberry

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Game: pegomastax lvl 23 stole your narcoberry

Me: eh… I have extras.

Game: pegomastax lvl 23 stole your raw prime meat

Me: ok, I need that, but I can get more.

Game: pegomastax lvl 23 stole your baryonyx egg

Me: OK YOU LITTLE CREWTAKER!! YOU CROSSED THE LINE!!!

Game: your dodo boostie was killed by lvl 23 pegomastax

Me: NOO!!! BOOSTIE!! R.I.P. boostie…

Blue the raptor: I got all the dodo eggs out of the coop.

Me: thank you, and tell rexy to go kill that pegomastax!

Blue the raptor: sir yes sir.

Game: your Rex rexy was killed by lvl 23 pegomastax

Me: ARE YOU JOKING ME!?!?

Game: you were killed by lvl 23 pegomastax

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