Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
The first time i knocked out a parasaur:
Me: Yay now I will make it a saddle
Me:*crafts saddle*
Pegomastax:hey what a beautiful saddle, are you going to out it at your parasaur when its tames?
Me:yes, why
Pegomastax:*roobs saddle*
Me:hey you!
Itchyornis:*roobs narcoberries*
Me:well I can let his torpor go on by puching it
Dilo army:Look a player with a unconcious parasaur!
Dilo army:*kill parasaur*
Me:nooooooooo :( *runs away*
Raptor:oh nello there!
Raptor:*jumps on me*
Respawn screen:hello :P
Legends says that after thousands of years I tamed a parasaur (Then a player on a wywern killed me)
Switch language: English, العَرَبِيَّة, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Hrvatski, Bahasa Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Latviešu, Norsk, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Română, Русский, ภาษาไทย, Türkçe, Tiếng Việt, 简体中文