
What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rebeca.......................let me tell you about her she was a level 29 para I also had two dilos blood and Sophie and a phiomia named manny from ice age (this was back when I was a noob)one day I decided to take on a level one trike and this didn’t end well dilos dead and we managed to kill it and because of the nockback rebeca was in the water so some devils aka the piranhas killed her and for some reason my phiomia didn’t go to attack so that was all I had.................................…….…………........................moral of the story is don’t take on a level 1 trike with a para,two dilos and a phiomia😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😄😇
Once i had tamed a level 150 parasaur and named him Parry. Me and Parry did everything together, how couldn’t I? I was level 30, a starter. We fought raptors together, we farmed berrys together. When i had to fight something, Parry was there and helped! When I almost died by a raptor, Parry was left on attack target and killed the raptor! One day I put Parry in a dinoball (mod) and flew to the redwoods, where the home of thylacoleo is. Once i flew there on my pt, i put my pt in a dinoball then went on my parasaur. I had a bad feeling about going there so i flew back to my base with my pt, but i didnt dinoball my parry. I got pounced to the ground by a thylacoleo with my pt and i died.
3 weeks later after i died, a player came up to me and said they saw my Parry. I then went back and there he was! He was there with some meat in his inventory, you know what that meant! I dinoballed Parry and went back home. #ParryIsUnstoppable.