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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
One day while I was playing ark, I found a titanaboa slithering over to a trike, next thing ya know there was a fight, trike won and got knocked out so I was like “ez tame” and then after a couple of minutes of wandering around with my new trike I killed some turtles then came back to find my para missing, I searched everywhere high low couldn’t find anything, just like that one specific quetz that went missing so did my para, #PrayForNibbles
Rebeca.......................let me tell you about her she was a level 29 para I also had two dilos blood and Sophie and a phiomia named manny from ice age (this was back when I was a noob)one day I decided to take on a level one trike and this didn’t end well dilos dead and we managed to kill it and because of the nockback rebeca was in the water so some devils aka the piranhas killed her and for some reason my phiomia didn’t go to attack so that was all I had.................................…….…………........................moral of the story is don’t take on a level 1 trike with a para,two dilos and a phiomia😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😄😇
I was taming a raptor once by a jungle and my first parasaur (her name was Katniss Everdeen because every time I was going to explore she walked up to me even tho she was not on following as I’d to say “ I volunteer as tribute!) she was stand ing beside me being loyal af and then more raptors ( accompanied by a titanoboa) came out the jungle I on the raptors and Katniss took the snake on and the stupid snake killed Katniss before I could kill the snake (after I ko’d the raptors) I killed the snake with my bare fucking hands like a badass so I could get vengeance for Katniss. Katniss now has her own personal area where I plant flowers every day. In loving memory of Katniss Everdeen.
Me : dies to raptors
My para lvl 380: oh we’ll suicide it is buddy
Me coming back being a master bower killing the raptors: phew
My para being seen no where: you’re parasaur level 380 has died to spino level 280
Me: WHAT THE- DUDE
Me: steals the spino egg and gets him low to make him run away*
Moral: never die To a raptor and bary in swamps..