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What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was near a zebra thing (the one u tame with a beer jar) and all the sudden it started attacking Omelet and then Mrs. Egg and Mr. Egg jr started attacking it. Rip omelet mrs. egg and mr. egg π€π
My best friend was my level 100 parasaur named pary but it came to an end when we where on top of my stone base and I shot a trike with a trank arrow and it some how killed me and pary without being near us.(one up is one β‘ for pary)
Please help support the parasaur protection program by saving parasaurs from being assaulted by raptors, dilos and other carnivores
I raised an army of bred parasaurs stong enough to fight bosses. My best one has 60 in health, 55 stam, and 70 in melee. Gotta love mutation breeding
I was breeding these for the first time and I got a suprise. First I breed them, incubated the egg and then go triplets.
#savetheparasaur I save a wild parasaur with my lvl 14 trike named spiky froma wild sabertooth lvl 20 (β€οΈ For spiky
Ah, yes, the classic level 145 parasaur running away from a level 15 dilophosaur.
First starting in Scorched earth after the downfall of my Center server I brought my lvl 191 parasaur with me. Finally found a base location and as I run to grab water what happens? Gator grabs me,destroys me. Level 125. Needless to say I ran back to get my bag and get the saddle off my parasaur, but as I arrive what do I see?! My bloody parasaur with the Sun behind him, Sun glistening off the blood as he stands victorious over the gator guarding my bag, and waiting for me. Moral of the story, Parasaur is life.
Please stop abusing the parasaur
Bizzare parasaur noises on mobile.
My first ever tame was a parasaur that I named Squishnose. I stood by him through famine, caves, and even giga attacks, and he did the same for me. I donβt know how I kept him alive so long but I did. Eventually, after soloing the first boss (which took over a year) I decided to leave the island for aberration, and I transferred him over with me. Then I went to Ragnarok. Then, it happened. We were exploring, just me, him, and a level 10 ptera named Berryraptor, when we were attacked by an alpha Rex. We just barely managed to escape, and o was setting up a camp for us to recuperate, when a dilo. A FREAKING DILO, snuck up and killed him. To this day, I refuse to let a dilo live, and in every map I visit I build a memorial to Squishnose the Mighty.
"Kill them! They're too dangerous to be left alive!"
-Nakedzombo
-Nakedzombo
When me and my tribe started out we tamed one of these, named it parachute. Five seconds later a friend jumps off a cliff and kills it.
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Please Do not attack the Parasaur
DO NOT ATTACK THE PARASAUR!
DO NOT ATTACK THE PARASAUR!
Level one Dilo grrr
Levee 300 Parasaur I gotta go my pie will burn
Levee 300 Parasaur I gotta go my pie will burn
I used to have a parasaur that I had tamed at lvl, like, 9? And for some reason, I decided to name her Felishia. I had her for a LOOOONG time, and one sad day, I was lvl 35, I was out for a boat ride with Felishia and a trike I tamed at like, the same level I tamed Felishia. Then out of nowhere a sarco came and tried to tear up my raft, at first my trike went after it but when it was in water... all I could do was watch as the trike did LITERALLY NOTHING but SIT THERE and let the sarco friggin kill him ;-; THEN Felishia fell off the raft as I was paddling away and the sarco came after her, and so even tho Felishia FELL off the gosh dang raft, I said: βI will never forget youβre noble sacrifice..β and when the sarco killed Felishia, all I could to was boat away, looking back while saying... βGoodbye Felishia-β
Like a declining marriage, these guys are great at the start but over time get fat and lazy sitting at your base all day being left behind because you found a nicer, prettier Dino that's better. But these guys are loyal to the end and will happily carry you back to your corpse.
About a year ago I lost my Parasaur named Sprite because of its colours and I posted it on this section, And this year I found her, But when I went Looking for her everyday and one day my character was starving to death and I saw one that looked like her and I was like βNANI!β And I cried, when I lost her I had prayed to god that she was okay and she is in good shape now. Now I always breed Parasaurs in a β Breeding den/Houseβ thing. #LUCKYSPRITE
Iβm here to tell the story of Mr. Berry. So, what happened was me and my friend were mining metal, and our parasaur Mr. Berry was nearby. My friend βaccidentallyβ hit a nearby carbonyms. Mr. Berry was on aggressive, and was killed by the carbonyms. Afterwards I made a grave for him and held a funeral ceremony. I have avenged his death with the deaths of 20 carbonyms. Please help me keep up the war effort. KILL THE CARBONYMS!!! (And never set your parasaurs to aggressive)