Give em some respect.

I love these guys.

By far the most dangerous creature in ark, if this catches sight of you you're dead there's no escaping...

These ducks will be loyal to you. For one reason only. They cannot survive on their own. (They're dumb)

Me: I'm hungry." Hits parasaur

Parasaur: "I'll confuse him by face planting into that rock.

Me: That was a good meal.

I once upgraded my Dino sooooooooooo much on its speed but it was to much for it was so fast it almost took me across the map

Y'know if Jen loves these guys so much why doesn't she try to make them actually useful?

Big lil fas boi

Sonnniiiiicccccc

was aiming for a fukin big croc and this guy kumped in front of my shot and fainted... m8... why

He’s cute and beatiul and fast if you have it you’re gonna be happy

My para was named pary. He died from a titanoboa

Diplo Vader: You wanted me to see you, master parasaurtein…

Darth Vader theme plays:

Parasaurtein: Yes Vader…

Suddenly…

Obi wan cnaride: La la la looking for Arentavis sky flyer…

Obi see’s them:

Obi: Oh no!

This dino takes massive amounts of tranqs. A truley devastating tame

Get a para then kill it and name it the ghost para. UPVOT IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I DSERVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🦎🦖🐍🦎🦖🐍🦎🦖🐍and yes i love 💕 snakes 🐍

Dey are dah most *burps* MEJESTIKAL tings Eva!

Yeah

Yeah

Hahahahahahahhaha. Hehehehehehehehhe.

Me see parasaur, me see narcoberrys. Me tame parasaur me have big rex.

Looking for a good tame to use for wars?

Unless it’s a war on grass, don’t use these guys.

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