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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2022-07-01T13:03:01+00:00

These guys are pretty cool! I like them! :)

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-23T14:48:16+00:00

For some reason, if a tamed parasaurolophus starves while in turret mode, it will continue to seek out enemy tribes. R.I.P Pararararararararararsaur 2022 - 2022, his loud mouth still yells out “AAAAAAAA THERE BE A SCARY SEAGULL AAAAAA!”

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2023-02-09T13:44:39+00:00

Pov: ark mobile players coming to complain that it doesn’t have the detection ability on mobile

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2023-01-09T22:38:11+00:00

I only use these to breed them then kill their baby for prime meat

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2023-01-09T18:59:18+00:00

these guys are like the cowards of dinosaurs

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-12-24T20:18:14+00:00

Me tryna tame a para: some spino IN THE SOUTH ZONE : what about no

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-12-06T12:52:11+00:00

If your going to tame a parasaur always check your surroundings, I once got jumped a pack of raptors and many other things 🤣

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-12-03T00:26:35+00:00

So it pooped and I thought it’s a egg so I ate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-08T13:12:26+00:00

I just loved it

And i want to get it

Please

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2020-08-10T00:50:12+00:00

I was with my dino and all of the sudden a raptor and some other raptor came and killed me and jack the parasuar

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-16T01:50:20+00:00

Started a new game went to hidden lake found 290 Para boi shes now level 381

And the game is teasing me with high level dinosaurs

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-08T10:31:31+00:00

I agree with naked Zombo they’re too strong but they run they telling friends to gang up on you would you Louise expected in then are you dinosaur killed and then you’re you are killed

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2020-02-06T23:07:36+00:00

Shut up perry!!!!!!!!!

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2018-03-25T22:04:28+00:00

Quite the same way to laugh at you and your phone is dead in a hotel room with the same way that is not working properly and your family. rex suddenly, but I don't want it to be there at all times, and the same thing is true, but these were not renewed interest in the phone with me james bond film festival in

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2023-11-24T04:06:36+00:00

This thing looks like your mom

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2024-03-02T22:12:48+00:00

Don't tame him because you should acully tame 100 instead

score -5 · Answer 17 · 2018-04-29T01:54:33+00:00

By far the most dangerous creature in ark, if this catches sight of you you're dead there's no escaping...

score -5 · Answer 18 · 2018-02-28T00:36:42+00:00

These ducks will be loyal to you. For one reason only. They cannot survive on their own. (They're dumb)

Me: I'm hungry." Hits parasaur

Parasaur: "I'll confuse him by face planting into that rock.

Me: That was a good meal.

score -5 · Answer 19 · 2018-01-17T00:16:16+00:00

I once upgraded my Dino sooooooooooo much on its speed but it was to much for it was so fast it almost took me across the map

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2024-07-06T17:54:55+00:00

my level 260 para died to an angry lvl 15 trike (there were 2)