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What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-08T01:19:32+00:00

Zombie Zoey

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-10-28T23:00:30+00:00

PARASAUR PROTECTION PROGRAM Yay

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-10-28T07:13:04+00:00

So anyway Paras are deadly afraid of dilos.

If your taming one DO NOT bring your dilo.

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-09-19T00:42:20+00:00

Fun fact: Listen to Eurobeat while riding and you can drift the Parasaur.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-20T23:30:05+00:00

Parasaurs look like Raptors at a distance and if they scare you I dont blame you.

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2020-06-20T20:32:48+00:00

Like for real mobile kinda sucks im over here looking for berries and T Rex Comes out of no where.....

Funny like level 8 me swam too Carno Island 🤣

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-14T12:19:10+00:00

Ihad a parasaur he is different colored ivam so lucky

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-06-07T23:41:47+00:00

So when I tamed one I was walking back to my house and I got attacked by a stupid Carno I hate Carnos.😐😐😐😐

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-29T21:40:01+00:00

I tamed a lvl 24 parasaur his name is road runner he is lvl 30 and I built him a hut for him out the front of my base

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-13T13:01:37+00:00

This is a car bruh ya know that thing over there that thing in your garage

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-09T21:54:36+00:00

The U hungry challenge

Find one female keep her eat only her eggs during all the game

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-17T21:39:58+00:00

This man on all maps and im scared.

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-11T00:05:29+00:00

Parasaur when use ability: Super sences active!!

Me: *forcetames it*.

Parasaur: must obey master.

Me: mmm, good.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-11-10T14:49:35+00:00

My brother was killed by this because he ate a rare flower

What a noob

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-04T22:04:22+00:00

Scariest thing u will see today!!!!! If found, quickly slap on dat gillie suit and get outta dare.if agroded it will run 30,000 miles per hour at you with terrifing baby screams.will grab you in it’s mouth and shake your head off. To defeat will need 10000000000 gigas and 10000 turrets.good luck.

Ps

FRESH MEAT

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-05T16:38:03+00:00

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score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-02-08T12:07:43+00:00

Lol when u need iron other heavy resurser just team one. There is only one bad thing about them. They are super dum i always wait for them. There is an open bath but they want to take another way. Last time I where killed by lvl 50 raptor cuz I waited for them😂

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-11-24T00:32:59+00:00

I once rammed a Griffin just to see if it could pick up a high lv parasaur just to throw it in my trap so it could tame it and got SOO disappointed that I could not pick it up 😬 I basically wasted my day taming a Griffin just to be disappointed. OoOf

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-10-08T20:57:03+00:00

Someone name it quandell dingle for me. You would be a legend.🤣🤣🤣

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-09-02T07:23:23+00:00

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