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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you want to be able to take a wild dini egg without worrying about being chased or killed, take a para egg, they do not care if you take their possible offspring. They don't care about their egg at all, they won't even care if you eat it in their face right after they lay it, they. Dont. Care.
So one day I was walking through the wild (I had just got the game) then I saw a parasour and I wanted to take so I went up to it and by accident I stole it’s egg (but I didn’t know) so it charged after me and I died. Moral of the story noobs don’t tame Dino 5 minutes after buying the game.
Here is something funny...at least I hope.welp,enjoy!
I tamed my first parasaur,Pary,and I lived on herbivore island,so anyway,i dismounted my Pary to get some water and when i got a drink i whistled my parasaur to come and it ran towards me and got my head stuck under its foot,it was suffocating me,pary just stared at me as i suffocated,when I died,he took his foot off-he has his own mind-.When I got back to herbivore island,I unclaimed and killed my parasaur and tamed a devil looking parasaur named...Idk,should I name them Lucifer,Demon,or Devil anyway,I HOPE IT WAS FUNNY but remember,they will kill you when they have the chance...