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So one day I was walking through the wild (I had just got the game) then I saw a parasour and I wanted to take so I went up to it and by accident I stole it’s egg (but I didn’t know) so it charged after me and I died. Moral of the story noobs don’t tame Dino 5 minutes after buying the game.

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