Sit back yougins and let me tell ya a story bout this fantastic beast.... A long, long time ago, I was on a quest to bring an artifact to one’ah them glowin pillars up there in the sky. I’d tried this quest twice, died to bugs and raptors. But this time I was determined, I traveled alongside the cliff and then to the plains where, finally after all this time, I reached that bugger. I clambered up that there brige but just as I was about’a place that artifact in there- A big ol nasty Titanoboa strides right on in and does me a whoozy. Knocked me right out. I thought I was done for. I saw my health decreasin slowly until I heard this strange stompin noise. What? What’s that? I can tell you children’s I was shakin like the sail on my boat. I woke up later and saw that dead snake. But next to it was a nice little patchy, unconscious. That there patchy saved my life! I tamed that sucker and brought it back home with me. I owe that Hero Patchy my life. Amen children. ~Papa Glitchy

I finally tamed a pachy! He is my little hero. He saved me at least three times.

I had a pachy named torment. We went everywhere together. He became max lv and dominated rexes. We had a very strong connection. Then one day after beating some griffins a royal beat down we stopped by herbivore island on a raft. Then, as i try to tame a balisaurus mantas kill me and I’m at my base. My raft limit was reached and my flier recently died. I’ll find u bud.

# pray for torment

I tamed a dilo as my first tame ever playing ark and named it 1 I even took him to help fight the brute mother but a wild PACHY was fighting a wild car o and it accidentally hit him and killed him.R.I.P 1!!!

#payfortorment 🤍😇😭

hope torment is still alive

The Obelisk

-Chapter 90-

Birds fluttered overhead. The Velonasaur’s spikes rattled as she stepped carefully through the brush. The dark orange Wyvern was just ahead, his back turned, looking out at the stars. His wings were folded around him, his tail peaceful, in contrast to its usual thumping.

He hadn’t smelled her yet. She took another step, wondering if she should call out. Or wait some more. ‘He’s not nearly as cautious as he should be,’ She thought to herself. ‘Someone could easily ambush him.’ She imagined claws ripping through the Wyverns throat.

‘Soon,’ She reminded herself. ‘Soon, when the time is right.’

The Wyverns head perked up. “Ripper, is that you?”

“Always is,” She answered, removing herself from the tangled forest.

“You’ve come early,” he said, without looking at her.

Ripper knew the Wyvern was much younger than her. His voice was still young, although his long horns suggested he was full grown. She remembered when they first met, when he was still a juvenile. “I came to tell you it worked. I found one.”

He turned to her, his expression bright. “Which one?”

“The last one,” she said. “Her name is Nyx. I found her and she bought it immediately. I recon she’s on her way now. She’ll be at the cave in at least a day.”

“That’s great,” Jethezzar said. “It looks like I can trust you, after all.”

“When have you not?” Ripper pretended to joke. She looked behind her to the forest. “If Nyx is on the move, we should get going soon, too.”

“You mean me.” Jethezzar said. She turned to stare at him. “Only I am going. If the others come looking for her, they would recognize you immediately. We can’t risk that. I hope you understand.”

Ripper stifled a grow. ‘I’ll figure something else out,’ She thought. “Of course.”

Jethezzar nodded. “I’ll probably take off tonight. Oh, and Ripper, I want to meet you halfway there, perhaps at mid-day tomorrow. There’s something I want to show you.”

Ripper narrowed her eyes, interest and suspicious sparking inside her. She knew she couldn’t ever fully trust the Wyvern. But it was a good opportunity for her plans, and she couldn’t waste the precious time she had left.

“And did you hear?” Jethezzar asked, a tiny hint of amusement in his voice.

“Hear what?”

“There’s word that a second Velonasaur is roaming through Lindbjord,” he said.

“…what?” Ripper spat.

“It might even be him,” Jethezzar went on. “Maybe you can finally get the rematch you’ve been wanting.”

“He wont beat me again,” Ripper snarled. “I’ll rip his eyes out the second I find him!”

Jethezzar smiled. “See you tomorrow, then.”

EY THERE YEE YOUNGUNS TODAY YEE GAWNA HEAR A STORY OF YEE LOYAL PACHY! So I was on ark mobile and I saw an ankylo and I thought Hey I can tame that! So I tried to knock it out, and it almost one shot-Ed me, I was at 0.2 health and thought I was gonna die. But then I hear an ankylo yellin, and I look up and the ankylo is runnin, away and I’m like What- and then I look at a tree facing that ankylo and I see an unconscious Pachy laying there, so I tamed it and named that little hero Headbump. So after a while, I finally figured out what had happened. So I was gettin, mauled by that ankylo, but Headbump attacked it and had it fleein, away. But he tried to charge at em, and rammed into a tree and went unconscious. So I made a base for him and me and that ankylo came back angry! He killed me and Headbump was pissed. He killed me and Headbump tried to kill that ankylo.

when I respawned I was lookin for him,and that ankylo was walking away and then I found him floating in the water…miss you buddy. 1like = 1 pray for Headbump 😢

#PrayForTorment I feel bad. I know how it feels... lost my giga baby yesterday :( #PrayForKiQui

Riddles of the Phoenixes series

The War of the Phoenixes.

Chapter ten: Do you remember?

Josephina/ Hailey stepped out of her bedroom. All dressed and ready for training. But it wasn’t training that she was looking for. Jaquin, she needed to find him. She wasn’t sure what to call herself. Josephina? Or Hailey? She decided to stick with Josephina. It was her real name after all, and it felt homey to her.

She had remembered almost everything. ‘I’m guessing that when you’re memory is erased so many times you remember more.’ Josephina thought to herself. Should she tell father- I mean Tom? She had to stop calling him ‘father’ however it was a rather hard habit to break. But she had had a REAL father. He was kind and loved her. And that was all the mattered.

Josephina turned to Brutus. “Do you know where Jaquin, you know his real name is Jaquin right?, I need to talk to him.” Josephina said. Brutus shook his head. “Nah. If I knew where his room was…I would have finished off that pegomastax a long long time ago.” Brutus growled. Josephina couldn’t help but smile slightly at her best friend. She scratched her between his ears. “Couldn’t you trace her scent to Jaron-i mean Jaquin’s room?” Hailey asked. Brutus frowned. “I guess I could…why didn’t I think of that?”He asked, and then took a long sniff. He paused, looked at Hailey and motioned with his tail for her to follow him.

They walked until they came to a door that was closed. “This is it.” Brutus said, sitting down on his haunches. “Are you sure?” Josephina asked nervously, tugging at one of her hair braids. Brutus grinned. “Well it surely ain’t Master Tom’s room if you’re wondering. He smells like death, dust and old people. Besides…I can recognize that pegomastax’s scent a mile away.” Brutus said. Josephina sighed and raised her hand to knock on the door. “Jaron?” She called.

She heard someone moving on the other side of the door. “I can smell him! It’s the hungry murder hyenadon!” Peggie squeaked from the other side of the door. A thud sounded and Josephina heard a grunt. “Peggie! Get off my face! I can’t see! PEGGIE!!!” Jaron shouted. “Okay, okay I’m SOO sorry!! Does that satisfy you?!” Peggie asked. “No, no it doesn’t. You scratched my eye!” Jaron said. Josephina heard his footsteps coming toward the door. Slowly if opened and Jaron came out. He smiled at her. Peggie sat on his shoulder, looking nervous

Brutus licked his lips. “What do you need?” Jaron asked. Josephina took a deep breath. “I need to talk to you.” Josephina said. Jaron nodded slowly. “OK…come in.” Jaron said. “Not Brutus though!” Peggie screeched. Jaron frowned at her. “Peggie.” He said in a warning voice. Peggie grimaced, and said through clenched teeth, “Fine. Just DON’T eat me!”

They walked into Jaron’s room and Jaron shut the door behind them. In the room there was a giant rug in the middle of the room with a bed on top of it, a storage cabinet, and a tiny bed on top of the cabinet for Peggie. “Jaron, there’s something I need to tell you.” Josephina said. Jaron cocked his head at her. “Ok..what is it?” Josephina inhaled. “My name isn’t Hailey..it’s Josephina and your name isn’t Jaron it’s Jaquin. Tom is not our father.” Josephina said. Jaron frowned at her. “What are you taking about?” He asked. “We lived in a place called Tortuga, with our REAL parents and our siblings. Don’t you remember? D ok you ever wonder why we have strange dreams? Do you want ever wonder why are memory is so foggy?” Josephina asked.

Jaron blinked and shook his head. “No, no. I think we need to take you to Tom. You’re acting strange. ” He said. Josephina narrowed her eyes. “No, Jaron. It’s me Josephina! Don’t you remember Jay?! Or our parents?!” Josephina asked, a hint of desperation creeping into her voice. Jaron shook his head slowly. Suddenly the closet door began to rattle and shake. “What is that?!” Josephina asked. “What’s in there?” Jaron bit his lip. “I don’t know! The only in that closet is my clothes!” Jaron said. Brutus crouched, getting ready to pounce. “Whatever it is..I’ll take care of it.” Jaron and Josephina exchanged worried looks. The closet door shook even harder and the knob suddenly began to twist and then…

😈. Next chapter coming soon!

-SunnyFox57

INVINCIBLE is dead now :(

He was killed by sarco and

Fifteen megalodons :( ■□

I have a story about my pachy I was doing a mission with him when I met a high level sacro I fought the sacro while my pachy was on passive I died and came back I thought that my pachy was dead but I was wrong the sacro was still there and so was my pachy I killed the sacro and named my pachy INVINCIBLE (In full capitals) INVINCIBLE was level 6 I forgot what level the sacro was but sacros are trash I killed another one right after that as well using 4 dodos and INVINCIBLE he is still alive to this day

Make that button green if you respect INVINCIBLE

How I lost my pachy called Peanuts

So I was hunting with my mate trying to tame a parasaur when all of a sudden thses little raptors FELL FROM THE SKY and somehow survived and killed me (mind you there were like 40)but I did get revenge and ended their bloodline

Let me tell you a true story, so this one time I was in the swamp I can’t remember why I was doing, but I had this pet patchy named Mariana. and about five seconds after I tamed Mariana, a titanic boa showed up. And it killed me and when I died, I heard the sounds of a pachycephalosaurus fighting. then I knew that Mariana had died in a fight of vengeance. I was sad that day. But later that day, I found a new pachycephalosaurus within a couple hours. I tamed it. and of course, I never named it because I just got it. bye by the time you read this it’ll have a name. anyways. that’s all. One up.= RIP Mariana.

I tamed one today it didn't take much berries im new to the game only lvl 10 but I have a saddled parasourolophus and he and my new pachy became best friends im trying to get saddled pachy so I'm taking good care of it I need 4 more lvls I was very scared during taming process because I got killed by a raptor I went back to see my new tamed pachy demolish the raptor my para helped so now I'm farming food and taming some new creatures I wanted to tame the raptor but they killed it so ima try to find a new one just lucky that my para and pachy became best friends

Saw one of these guys near the beach and decided it would be my first tame. I tamed it right after I finished making a wood house and found... these guys’ carry weight and stamina are terrible. Their health too. Riding one I was actually slower than my unit graded base player speed running on the ground. Pacu the pachy saved me from a few troodons, and lived to tell the tale, but I suggest DEFINITELY get a different first tame. Still pretty good for later in the game, but over all... not the best.

# pray for torment

How I went from dodo to Rex part 4: pachyoattacks

Like I say I am a big noob at ark, I start punching away at trees with my tool, I have a recipe for wooden walls, floors, and a roof, I upgrade my base to that.

After that upgrading I start exploring, I go into a lake, it was a big mistake.

A see a fish, with sharp teeth, they attack me, I escape, I find a dinosaur, smaller than me on level 6, it looks like it has a dome, and spikes all over it.

I start gathering tintoberrys and knock the odd Dino out, I feed it, I see a menu after taming, it says passive, I change it to neutral, I see what that does, I am low on hunger, I attack a dinosaur, the Pachy attacks it too!

Next part will be on parasaur.

Story about my most loved pachy: Jenga

So, when I was on my MOST LOVED sever, (I got banned from it for no reason so I started crying 😭😭😭AND NOW ITS GONNA BE A PRIVATE SEVER APPARENTLY) I was a noob on the sever. When I saw some pachys, (btw I only have 2 paras, 1 igounadon, dilo pack, dodo, and more. I think..) I tamed one of them. It was a low lvl though. (I think.) I named it jenga. Bc of the round shape head that apparently, is like a hard bone. I made her/he a saddle and started farming some resources. I saw that a stegosaurus was coming close to my base. (2 stegos.) when I came home, I decided I should kill the stegos before they attack my base. (I had spikes by my base that’s why.) I hit the stego with my fists and my high lvl igounodon and all my Dino’s started attacking it. Most of them died. And…so did jenga.

#R.I.P. JENGA

-SpecialRaptor

Title: Well I Guess That’s One Way to Get A Tame

Guys I found a Pachy fighting a scorpion and killed the scorpion, walked away, came back, and saw a dead Pachy. I walked up to harvest hide, and she wasn’t actually dead- just unconscious from the scorpion venom. I decided to take advantage of this and put a ton of berries in her inventory to tame her, and that’s how I tamed my first Pachy.

For anyone wondering, I named her Doozy.

There I was, about to raid the alpha tribe with the max level pachy I had just tamed. I walked up to the leader (sneakily) as I waited for him to spot me. One he did I said "HEADS UP MOTHER TRUCKER" knocked em right out. None of his other tribe mates were online so I stole his stuff, a TON of plant X, some tek structures, and ascendant stuff. Best, most successful raid EVER