Sit back yougins and let me tell ya a story bout this fantastic beast.
Sit back yougins and let me tell ya a story bout this fantastic beast.... A long, long time ago, I was on a quest to bring an artifact to one’ah them glowin pillars up there in the sky. I’d tried this quest twice, died to bugs and raptors. But this time I was determined, I traveled alongside the cliff and then to the plains where, finally after all this time, I reached that bugger. I clambered up that there brige but just as I was about’a place that artifact in there- A big ol nasty Titanoboa strides right on in and does me a whoozy. Knocked me right out. I thought I was done for. I saw my health decreasin slowly until I heard this strange stompin noise. What? What’s that? I can tell you children’s I was shakin like the sail on my boat. I woke up later and saw that dead snake. But next to it was a nice little patchy, unconscious. That there patchy saved my life! I tamed that sucker and brought it back home with me. I owe that Hero Patchy my life. Amen children. ~Papa Glitchy