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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pachy? Funny pachy jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-24T15:11:08+00:00

Wait... you can tame a pachy WITH A PACHY!?!?help me get to the top

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2019-06-02T23:27:15+00:00

A pachy charging says SEYMOUR NEGRE!!!!!!

Then the pachy knocks you out

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2022-08-26T14:35:52+00:00

I was searching for one a high level preferred being a mobile player the max level I can get is a 300 but I only found a level 40 I took him to help take a raptor I found R.I.P. Friar Tuck

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2021-04-10T17:23:22+00:00

One of these works in the local shop near me

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-12-21T09:54:06+00:00

ME: SEEING A SPINO LVL150

THE SPINO: BREAKFIRST

A LVL 150 PATCHY : STANDING NEAR AND GETTING HIT

SPINO AND ME: I AM FAST AS FU**

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2020-01-02T12:15:07+00:00

Well I i play mobile and on on mobile there are eerie creatures that you can only get in dungeons well I logged on and I saw a eerie one of these HA ARK I BEAT YOU I NEED NO DUNGEONS TO GET THIS EVERYONE WILL THINK I AM GOD then I realised every creature was same well the server is called brilliant bay and pls join myth trib thx

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-05-21T19:50:26+00:00

Plz don’t hit it it’s more then a bonk

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-04-30T04:47:38+00:00

Me: eating Me eating rare flower

Pachy: and I took that personally

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-12T12:37:05+00:00

Why can your ride the pachy but not a dilosaurus?

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2018-12-29T01:37:05+00:00

F*cking pachy kill my raptor when I was trying to tame it!

BOI just be neutral!

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2020-09-23T15:37:33+00:00

Okay, so I go out with like ten tranq arrows to tame this thing. Along the way, a Baryonyx attacks me. I bola it and shoot all my arrows at it. Baryonyx is dead. I remember I was trying to tame a pachy

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-03-08T00:22:19+00:00

There are carnivores

There are herbivores

And there are om-nom-nom-nivores

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-02-28T20:27:50+00:00

I found five of these on accident. Hard to find? Uh…no…just go between the swamps and redwoods, you’ll see them all over the place.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-02T18:28:45+00:00

I don't have much to say but they are **** to me they suck

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2021-07-14T05:37:47+00:00

I punched a pachy level 90 it rammed me then it ran away then came back then ran then came back I tame it I kill a thary (idk how to spell it) with the pachy and IT GETS KILLED BY A FREAKING DILO LEVEL 5 WTF!!?!?!

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2020-11-04T22:52:25+00:00

It’s head is at crotch level, so the first time I fought one my last words were “Oh F*** MY BALLZ !!”

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-05-16T13:27:23+00:00

Scientists name things so literal Pachycephalosaurus

strait up means thick headed lizard

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-05-13T11:30:43+00:00

What a stunning creature (literally)

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-21T21:46:52+00:00

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2020-03-29T16:46:16+00:00

In mobile ark I found won all alone so... I tamed that sucker and named him thunder cat and I’m really young and I know that show