Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the ovis? Funny ovis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Break fest lunch and dinner Not for you. For taminig
Baaaaaaa! ๐
Every carnivore on the map: I want to EAT YOU ๐คค๐!!
So cute this is the perfect tlc
Since when do sheep have that big of horns?
You see that picture that Dododex has of it? That's the same face it makes at you as you hold a hatchet to its neck.
Hello my name is ovis
I eat veggie cakes(I haft to keep my figure)
I am a fluffy
I am full of meat ๐ฅฉ๐ฅฉ๐ฅฉ๐ฅฉ
which is why I never get tamed๐
Hello Iโm here with the achatina mafia theyโve hired a new species for collecting super expensive veggie cakes. The Ovis.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐SHEEP ARMY!!!!!
Hey!, I was grindin' just fine before I met you, craft too much and that's an issue, but am okay. Hey!, you tell your tribe it was nice to meet them but I hope I never see them again...
I know it break your hide, moved to the Base in a broke down trike and...
Four ARKS no calls, now you're looking pretty in the tameing bar,
And, I can't stop. No, I can't stop.
So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your diplo. That I know you can't mutate, bite that people on your shoulder, pull that stego of the corner, off the mantis that you stole from your tribesman back in boulder, we ain't ever gettin' Ovis, we ain't ever gettin' Ovis, You! Look as Good as the day I tamed you. I forget why I left you I was starvin', stay!
And and play that God yet bad battle song, that we beat to death in Scorched Earth, OK.
I know it breaks your hide, moved to the Base in a broke down Trike and...
(song By Bearded Kitty, I couldn't fit the rest in) :D
I play on a incredibly boosted single player world, and ngl nothing is funnier than one shotting the alpha Megapithicus with a sheep
To the guy who named it Jeb you forgot to put the under score
Randomly found my first one ever near some grasslands by my new base Iโm building (near lat. 60 long. 17). Brought it back to that base, ran to my original base to make a sweet cake. Get back and it despawned. Now Iโm super pissed and wonder why I even play this game๐
It's a cuter more normal version of the minecraft sheep...(to me anyway...)
WORSHIP THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE!I DONT CARE IF U NEED MUTTON
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCEEEE (Iโm allergic to lamb irl lol)
Ovis-PLEASE DONT EAT ME, IM TO CUTE TO DIE!!!
You- *Holding a sword*, fine, as long as you keep me warm at night
Steve- Kills your Ovis, makes a bed sleeps in it.
THE END
Ok my dad and brother tried to tame this thing, it is soooo high maintenance
Me: sooo u want berries
Sheep: FOR THE LAST TIME I WANT THE SWEET VEGIE CAKE
Me: but I dont have enough stuff to get it
Sheep: THEN GO FIND THE STUFF, GO ON, SHEW๐๐ฅฐ๐คญ๐คฌ๐คฌ
Itโs a sheep no itโs a goat no it doesnโt matter ๐
*After a year looking on the island for Lamb Sauce
Me:*Finds the lamb Sauce
Me: LAMB SAUCE LOCATED
The random Raptor that appears after I find something nice: LAMB SAUCE LOCATED
Aberrant ovis= somebody who put radioactive lambsauce on a ovis.