Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ovis? Funny ovis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hello Iโm here with the achatina mafia theyโve hired a new species for collecting super expensive veggie cakes. The Ovis.
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Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb!
Mary had a little lamb and it got eaten by a rexโฆ
Hey!, I was grindin' just fine before I met you, craft too much and that's an issue, but am okay. Hey!, you tell your tribe it was nice to meet them but I hope I never see them again...
I know it break your hide, moved to the Base in a broke down trike and...
Four ARKS no calls, now you're looking pretty in the tameing bar,
And, I can't stop. No, I can't stop.
So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your diplo. That I know you can't mutate, bite that people on your shoulder, pull that stego of the corner, off the mantis that you stole from your tribesman back in boulder, we ain't ever gettin' Ovis, we ain't ever gettin' Ovis, You! Look as Good as the day I tamed you. I forget why I left you I was starvin', stay!
And and play that God yet bad battle song, that we beat to death in Scorched Earth, OK.
I know it breaks your hide, moved to the Base in a broke down Trike and...
(song By Bearded Kitty, I couldn't fit the rest in) :D
Mary had a little lamb Chik Chik bam no more lamb
I click on the quick and easy tames list. Dodoแธex shows Compys, glowtails, otters, and then OVIS. Yes they are quick and easy tames if you have sweet veggie cake!!!
Hello my name is ovis
I eat veggie cakes(I haft to keep my figure)
I am a fluffy
I am full of meat ๐ฅฉ๐ฅฉ๐ฅฉ๐ฅฉ
which is why I never get tamed๐
It is walking cotton ball or pom-pom
I want its co ordinates damn it!
Randomly found my first one ever near some grasslands by my new base Iโm building (near lat. 60 long. 17). Brought it back to that base, ran to my original base to make a sweet cake. Get back and it despawned. Now Iโm super pissed and wonder why I even play this game๐
Ovis-PLEASE DONT EAT ME, IM TO CUTE TO DIE!!!
You- *Holding a sword*, fine, as long as you keep me warm at night
Steve- Kills your Ovis, makes a bed sleeps in it.
THE END
Break fest lunch and dinner Not for you. For taminig
I play on a incredibly boosted single player world, and ngl nothing is funnier than one shotting the alpha Megapithicus with a sheep
w h e r e I s t h e l a m b s a u c e
*Sheep appears*
Most players: Awww so cute letโs tame it!
Me: Kill it itโs ugly. And we can use da meat to tame da giga.
It's a cuter more normal version of the minecraft sheep...(to me anyway...)
WORSHIP THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE!I DONT CARE IF U NEED MUTTON
EYYY YOOOOOโฆโฆโฆ.why he smile like thattt he got a hot girl friend?
they cute... There like otters but bigger and don't eat fish.
Aberrant ovis= somebody who put radioactive lambsauce on a ovis.
Is that a goat? (goat simulator)