What are some funny jokes or stories about the ovis? Funny ovis jokes submitted by ARK players.
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
Let them eat cake ðŸ°
No its not a sheep, its just a female megaloceros
Man, all these jokes here are so baaaaaaad
Hello my name is ovis
I eat veggie cakes(I haft to keep my figure)
I am a fluffy
I am full of meat 🥩🥩🥩🥩
which is why I never get tamed😞
Gordon ramsay wants to know your location
These need to be in ark mobile!!!!!
A giga is no match for an army of 300 ovis with beach bobs on top of them coming over the horizon. 😂
Is it just me or does the sounds they make sound exactly like Minecraft sheep noises
I play on a incredibly boosted single player world, and ngl nothing is funnier than one shotting the alpha Megapithicus with a sheep
BEEP, BEEP I AM A SHEEP, BEEP, BEEP, I AM A SHEEP, I SAID BEEP BEEP I AM A SHEEP
Ragnorok player: hey you have a sheep?
Island player: what sheep?
Ark why have you made them cute now I can’t kill them for mutton or I’ll feel guilty, I mean just look at it’s innocent sweet face... LOOK AT IT!
Dont hurt the sheep. Tame and breed the sheep. If you need pelt, use the scissors or kill something else. Sheep are good. Sheep are great. Sheep are sweet.
This post was made by Ovis Gang.
Shep: STOP RIDING
Cloud: *sees giga right behind*
Longjaws(Giga): Dinner is sorted
Cloud: *dismounts, bola Shep*
Shep(lvl 3 ovis) was eaten by Longjaws(lvl 500 giga)
Longjaws: COME HERE!
Cloud: *grabs stick*
Longjaws: *Throws me in mouth*
Cloud: *hold jaws open with stick*
Longjaws: LET GO!
Longjaws: *rage mode*
Cloud: *eaten by giga*
Cloud: am I alive
Grande(Titanosaur) joined the game
Longjaws: uh ohh
Grande: SPIT THEM OUT!
Longjaws: *spit me and Shep out*
Longjaws(lvl 500 giga) was killed by Grande(lvl 10 Titanosaur)
Grande left the game
Cloud: *knocked out*
Cloud was eaten by Sailback and somehow pressed the Dododex button.
P.S. I have o2 tank but I still in spino! ☹️
One of the only animals in ARK that you can hug without it trying to reck your face
I’VE FOUND A PALE PINK FEMALE SHEEP ON RAGNAROKKKKKKKK
The Ovis makes a great bed mate. It keeps you warm, and keeps you...satisfied, if you know what I mean ;)
2 things he looks so happy on the pic, and has any one seen black sheep