Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Hey!, I was grindin' just fine before I met you, craft too much and that's an issue, but am okay. Hey!, you tell your tribe it was nice to meet them but I hope I never see them again...
I know it break your hide, moved to the Base in a broke down trike and...
Four ARKS no calls, now you're looking pretty in the tameing bar,
And, I can't stop. No, I can't stop.
So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your diplo. That I know you can't mutate, bite that people on your shoulder, pull that stego of the corner, off the mantis that you stole from your tribesman back in boulder, we ain't ever gettin' Ovis, we ain't ever gettin' Ovis, You! Look as Good as the day I tamed you. I forget why I left you I was starvin', stay!
And and play that God yet bad battle song, that we beat to death in Scorched Earth, OK.
I know it breaks your hide, moved to the Base in a broke down Trike and...
(song By Bearded Kitty, I couldn't fit the rest in) :D
More Ovis Funny Tips
I want its co ordinates damn it!
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
They will walk onto an open campfire even though they have the rest of the pen to walk around in
This thing isnt getting cake until it's birthday.
Let them eat cake Γ°ΕΈΒΒ°
No its not a sheep, its just a female megaloceros
meeeh
Man, all these jokes here are so baaaaaaad
Guys i named my sheep jeb but why it doesn't change color
Does anyone remember the dossier mentioning the sheep lover tribe? That's us