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Otter Wars Pt 1. -This Is Just The beginning-
(Testing testing…) “Ahem. All otters of the colony, may I have your attention! Thoughtless survivors have been killing our loved ones. They think we’re helpless, dumb, innocent mammals. But oh, their surprise when the otters come back.” (Cage Lowers Onto Stage Full Of Scared survivors) “Like Mr. and Mrs Pearl! They were destroyed by a rider upon a giga name of Meat Run. Emma Pearl, your thoughts on this?” “Thankyou, well, I was at home just cooking some seaweed for tonight’s fancy dinner when they didn’t return from getting mega piranha. Later a note arrived on the step to our shell home…” (sniffs) “It said they were gone.” “I admire you Emma for even Daring to speak of your deceased parents. Mr. And Mrs. Pearl will be remembered forever in our hearts. And our faithful shopkeeper, Riptide who devoted his life into his work- He tried so hard to keep the shop up, even through these tough times. A ruthless survivor put his slaving tames to aggressive and so Riptide, selling a bag of herbs to a customer was suddenly attacked by a dire wolf. Name of guard dog. Riptides wife, please stand?” “Oh Riptide, He was so amazing in every way. Perfect, and loyal. He… Oh Riptide Why! Why Riptide… I’m sorry, I can’t go on.” “It’s quite alright, Therapist Oyster will see you now. And last, but most certainly not least, our beloved Shelly. She was a brave soul. Reef Please stand?” “Being Her Brother, I knew her well- she didn’t give up easily, and she was always ready for anything. I can only hope she’s safe now up there somewhere, the place she always dreamed to see, the galaxy- But maybe just maybe she can see it.” “Thankyou Reef, a beautiful speech. But we can’t just sit around waiting for the survivors to stop! We have to step forward and fight like real otters. For Mr and Mrs Pearl! For Riptide! For Shelly! You will be remembered forever in our hearts, but taking the extra step, we get revenge against the foul survivors that take OUR island away! FOR OTTERS!” (Crowd Cheers) “FOR OTTERS!!!” “Now, Mrs Coral, take the children to the safe zone. Armor, weapons, and mounts up on the stage! Get ready for battle warriors, and stay strong. If you think you can’t go on, picture your relatives who died to the foolish survivors. Swordsmen and women to my left, archers to my right, behind me Calvary on the Meganeuras! Together we will become powerful, and not a single otter will be threatened by a survivor ever again. THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING SURVIVORS, BE PREPARED!!! NOW CHARGE FOR OUR RIGHTS CHILDREN CHARGE!!!!!”
-Squirrely -For the otters, watch your back, and let them attack! Watch your back survivors, the otters are rising….
Pt 1- This is Just The Beginning
So I was walking around with my friend , looking for raptors. I had killed a megapirina and was looking for an otter because y e s. Then I found one, and my friend helped me take it. She accidentally punched it and my parasaur went h a m on the cute lil bean. It died. I cried. I found an eerie otter. I tried taking it. My friend punched it accidentally. It died. I cried yet again.
Otter Wars! Coming to you this summer! 10 (Or more,) episodes of the war, Otters Vs Survivors! Up for more episodes! So far I published 1 and 2. Hope you enjoy. For in the words of Squirrely, Dont hit the bean, for if you do your quite mean. Don’t hit the bean, as it won’t go unseen. Episode 3 coming tomorrow :).
-Squirrely Watch your back survivors 👋