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So I was walking around with my friend , looking for raptors. I had killed a…

Otter
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So I was walking around with my friend , looking for raptors. I had killed a megapirina and was looking for an otter because y e s. Then I found one, and my friend helped me take it. She accidentally punched it and my parasaur went h a m on the cute lil bean. It died. I cried. I found an eerie otter. I tried taking it. My friend punched it accidentally. It died. I cried yet again.

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You can put hats on 'em. Hope this helps

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If you kill this, you deserve to be the tribe mate that gets the bola near the Giga...

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Me: tames a otter

12 seconds later

YoUrE otTER lEveL 34 WaS killed bY a CaRNO LvL 23

Me: bruh

*pulls out shotgun*

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Otters are cute. Baby otters... show them to the ARK haters. They will instantly be cured.

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They're otterly adorable. Ok I'll leave now.......

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He protecc

He attac

But most important of all

HE FITS IN A BACC PACC

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Little Otter is so sweet

He is like a lil treat,

So you imagine my anger and surprise

When a carno ate Lil Otter's insides.

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If you don't like otters the world will end!

1 like = 100 otters 1 dislike = bye-bye earth

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Beware of death by cuteness when babies are born.

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Why does it have a hat in the picture? Do they just were hats in the wild?

Me: walking

Otter: crawls out of the water wearing a top hat

Me: hey little guy. How’s it going?

Otter (speaking with a British accent.) Hello good fellow. Jolly good day isn’t it.

Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

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