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Otter wars Part Six -The Rematch-
Ominous footsteps echoed down the hall and a long sigh was emitted from the irked survivor. “Idiot otter, IDIOT!” He yelled. He narrowed his eye and groaned. “You, bring me the practice targets, OTTER SIZE!” He demanded to another survivor. “Yes sir! Yes, yes, otter size, and do you want your eye patch washed?” The survivor asked timidly. “Yes, NOW! You lazy survivors don’t even listen to me. I NEED TO KILL THAT STUPID OTTER!” He yelled. Later, Aurora was practicing her sword fighting with reef on survivor targets and Squirrely had brought in the armor the survivors usually wore. It was good for practice and for seeing flaws in the armor. “Take that, And that! Hah! Fall survivor fall, and feel the otter wrath! Haha.” Laughed Aurora. Reef looked over with a smile and then smited his own target. “We make a pretty good team yknow?” Said Reef. He missed Shelly horribly but Aurora was like a replacement. Not better or worse of course, but she was so funny and kind and similar to him. “I can’t wait to rematch that Dimorph brain of a survivor.” “You would get him good, maybe poke out his other remaining eye!” Said Reef. Squirrely and Lord don’t think I can with my stupid leg, I didn’t even like that leg! It always made me trip.” Said Aurora. Reef laughed and peered through the peephole in the training room. “Well, it doesn’t look like there’s anyone standing in your way…” Said Reef slyly. “Well, we shouldn’t stand around, let’s go!” So they jumped through the window, hopped on their archropetex and flew to the Red Obelisk. “There it is, the one eyed survivors house.” Said Aurora pointing down. “Let’s drop in for a visit.” Reef knocked on the wooden door and waited. A scrawny looking survivor opened the door and glared at them. “I’m calling security if you move a muscle. What do you vermin want.” “Ahem, we need to speak to, what’s his name who lost an eye that wears the fancy clothes. Also, vermin usually concludes to ants, roaches, beetles, rats and such. Otters aren’t usually included…” “SIR!! THE VERMIN OTTER NEED YOU FOR SOMETHING!” The survivor yelled to the hallway. “Uh i believe I clarified that otters aren’t-“ Aurora started but was stopped as the one eyed survivor appeared in the doorway. “Come for a rematch aye?” The two met on the battlefield and stared at each other. “Thanks.” Aurora said. “For what?” “For getting rid of my leg, it tripped me too much anyway.” And she suddenly darted out and slashed her sword at his wrist where the glove started. “Ah! You devilish otters aren’t even skilled with swords.” He said as the blood slowly seeped down his arm. He swiped and missed countless times Aurora slowly making gashes all over his body, she didn’t want to kill him, just to make him surrender. Climbing up to his shoulder swiftly knocking his sword out of his hand and out of reach she pointed her sword at his throat. “Don’t move a muscle or I’m gonna have your head detached from your neck. “You got me, I’m all out…” he said slowly and then sneered. Aurora was jumped by a Troodon knocking her off his shoulder. “Guess who’s on top now.” The survivor said grinning. “You dirty cheater, this isn’t over.” Said Aurora still fierce. Then the Troodon bit her stomach and she stopped breathing.
-Squirrely For the otters, They might be small, but asking for a fight you might wanna stall.
Pt 6 -The Rematch-
Otter Wars Pt 5 -So They Say-
Those lying little survivors, saying THEYRE the innocent ones, that WE started this war. Their pets smooshed them…. Our friends and family. And yet they act this way. Act like their so so perfect. (Scoffs) “I also heard in the dungeons- just to get their precious loot they killed otter minons. Now, well most of those survivors are locked up now. We moved up now, we use raptors as mounts as they’re fast and deadly. The attack teams are now moving toward water battle now, as the survivors have many tames down in our ocean we don’t know about. Though the pets underwater, they’re MUCH more powerful… sigh. Aurora is really the only one who can take THEM down. Those awful tusoteuthis, incredibly powerful, it can blur the otters vision and trap the otters in its sticky and buff tentacules. That and Reef can take the Mosasaurs. And yet they say, “As I was tromping through the redwoods on my mighty Rex, giga, spino, and ACCIDENTALLY Smooshed an otter.” Sigh. The battle is ok, and we claimed back carnivore and herbivore island, which are great helps as T Rexes, Argys, Brontos, and Such help us. Even with me and Squirrely trying to convince her that her foot needed to heal and she shouldn’t battle, Reef Said she can do whatever came to her liking. He sure stuck up for Aurora. Anyways, we’re leading more attack teams to dunkleosaurus and Megladons. Some warriors they are, so brave. In this, I believe the otters are winning, but hardly. This will have to be a short entry, I hear the war drums playing, and oh! The cannons, I must be going. Squirrely, be sure to post this. I know there was a large delay of this message, terribly sorry Squirrely went to a different map for information and possibly help for the war. Farewell.
-Squirrely, For the otters, they love fish but they have a greater wish, to win this war, they have to go hardcore.
Pt 5 -So They Say-
Everyone says otters are cute but I hate these guys for what they did to my giga no joke IT KILLED IT I WANTED TO TAME IT or at least it gives memories of my giga that glitched and died like all my other ones oh btw get the god console it’s life for me you will never die again
So I’m a newbie on the beach barely living. Everything is so big.😦 Everything is trying to kill me😮. What’s that🧐? Oh no a six foot otter out to kill me😬. Wack wack. That was intense🥵. Pelt what Is pelt🤔? It’s a resource huh🤨? Well is it important😐? Ok I’ll just go around killing otters🥳.
Yeah I tamed an otter🥳. So cute🥺. I hereby name you Buccee🥰. I love you so much🥰. I’ll take you everywhere on my shoulder😊. I’ll dress you in a bandana and Christmas hat🙂. So cute🥺😭.
Nooooooo bucceeeeee!😭 You shall forever be my last otter😔. Every time I see your bandana I’ll think of you😢.
Ohh I miss my otter😔. But I promised buccee😞. Plus the Night Assassin has no need for an otter😳. She is ferocious and needs nothing cute🤥. Ok ok maybe I do 🤫. What’s cute🤔? Dododex whatcha got🧐? Awww so cute🥺. A jerboa? But they don’t have them on mobile😭. But what about eerie?
I hereby name you Josephine and I will hug 🤗 and love you forever🥰