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Otter Wars Pt 5 -So They Say-
Those lying little survivors, saying THEYRE the innocent ones, that WE started this war. Their pets smooshed them…. Our friends and family. And yet they act this way. Act like their so so perfect. (Scoffs) “I also heard in the dungeons- just to get their precious loot they killed otter minons. Now, well most of those survivors are locked up now. We moved up now, we use raptors as mounts as they’re fast and deadly. The attack teams are now moving toward water battle now, as the survivors have many tames down in our ocean we don’t know about. Though the pets underwater, they’re MUCH more powerful… sigh. Aurora is really the only one who can take THEM down. Those awful tusoteuthis, incredibly powerful, it can blur the otters vision and trap the otters in its sticky and buff tentacules. That and Reef can take the Mosasaurs. And yet they say, “As I was tromping through the redwoods on my mighty Rex, giga, spino, and ACCIDENTALLY Smooshed an otter.” Sigh. The battle is ok, and we claimed back carnivore and herbivore island, which are great helps as T Rexes, Argys, Brontos, and Such help us. Even with me and Squirrely trying to convince her that her foot needed to heal and she shouldn’t battle, Reef Said she can do whatever came to her liking. He sure stuck up for Aurora. Anyways, we’re leading more attack teams to dunkleosaurus and Megladons. Some warriors they are, so brave. In this, I believe the otters are winning, but hardly. This will have to be a short entry, I hear the war drums playing, and oh! The cannons, I must be going. Squirrely, be sure to post this. I know there was a large delay of this message, terribly sorry Squirrely went to a different map for information and possibly help for the war. Farewell.
-Squirrely, For the otters, they love fish but they have a greater wish, to win this war, they have to go hardcore.
Pt 5 -So They Say-
Everyone says otters are cute but I hate these guys for what they did to my giga no joke IT KILLED IT I WANTED TO TAME IT or at least it gives memories of my giga that glitched and died like all my other ones oh btw get the god console it’s life for me you will never die again
So I’m a newbie on the beach barely living. Everything is so big.😦 Everything is trying to kill me😮. What’s that🧐? Oh no a six foot otter out to kill me😬. Wack wack. That was intense🥵. Pelt what Is pelt🤔? It’s a resource huh🤨? Well is it important😐? Ok I’ll just go around killing otters🥳.
Yeah I tamed an otter🥳. So cute🥺. I hereby name you Buccee🥰. I love you so much🥰. I’ll take you everywhere on my shoulder😊. I’ll dress you in a bandana and Christmas hat🙂. So cute🥺😭.
Nooooooo bucceeeeee!😭 You shall forever be my last otter😔. Every time I see your bandana I’ll think of you😢.
Ohh I miss my otter😔. But I promised buccee😞. Plus the Night Assassin has no need for an otter😳. She is ferocious and needs nothing cute🤥. Ok ok maybe I do 🤫. What’s cute🤔? Dododex whatcha got🧐? Awww so cute🥺. A jerboa? But they don’t have them on mobile😭. But what about eerie?
I hereby name you Josephine and I will hug 🤗 and love you forever🥰