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What are some funny jokes or stories about the otter? Funny otter jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok, I tamed a Bronta and a Paracera put platform saddles on both of them. There names are Otter Patrol 1 and 2. Which means I ride to the redwoods to the pond closest to the red obilisk, just to find otters and tame them and take them back to the green obilisk.. Is this a sign of addiction?
So I’m on the very last pc of fish I need to tame my first otter and it it’s going smooth the whole time so I set my phone down for 15 seconds to grab a drink and I come back only to find myself being munched on by a Carno. Tip of the day: never take your eyes off the screen lol
Me; *stabbing fish with my spear*
Otter; Hewo hooman
Me: *gives otter half of the fish I got*
You tamed an otter lvl 55
Name it
Name: Fish sauce lover
*spongbob narrater* Ze next day
Your Fish sauce lover (Otter) lvl 50 was killed by a Rex lvl 65
OutboundManx475 now have gcm (Game mode Creative)
*kills every Dino besides otters and dodos*
Me; there now life is better
Also me; *standing on a pile of rexes and gigas with meh otter and dodo army*
The curse
If you kill an otter
God will be in somber
Dont think they are useless
God will shoot you in the chest
I hope you try your best
Before you take your rest
'Cause the otter gonna come
Watch it prowl, now that's some
Your Griffen will drown
While your rex will fall down
When the otter is in range
Watch it come, hear the bang
All your spinos fall dead
As you lie in your death bed
Now this is the end
You dont have, time to bend.
The curse-Made by Beanzles!-